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it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

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PHM fanart

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Rocky Adrian play God statement.

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astronicht

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

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oh my god it’s real and it was LITERALLY called “the broom method” holy shit

yuridollification

god i fucking love polyamory and being nonmonogamous. imagine being in a relationship where you're not even allowed to flirt with your friends or casually talk about having sex with them without your partner threatening to leave you. like what the fuck are you doing

yuridollification

like we're in a server with our two girlfriends and a couple friends where we share nudes with each other, compliment each other and casually flirt with each other and I'm just like. when there's this many cute girls in the world why would you ever want to limit yourself to just one person. i was visiting one of my aforementioned girlfriends over the weekend and i like. mentioned that i was developing a crush on this one girl we'd both met the day before and she just laughed. and agreed with me that she was pretty. why would you ever want to live monogamously. i truly don't get it

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babe r u ok? u rebloged the good puppy affirmation post w th lil pink dog

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eclecticopposition

what is THE worst thing you've ever drank. all liquids acceptable. please tell me what it was, bonus points for why

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Hey whoa hi. Hello. I am looking directly into your ear canal. What do you mean you drank a tube of virus concentrate.

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So, I was working in a lab, right? My job in the lab was preparing a pure, concentrated enough sample of virus. This is tricky since, y'know, viruses require hosts to replicate, but you then need to get the host cells (and the pieces of the host cells that died!) out of the sample while still keeping the viruses. Once I'd finished and the samples had been sent to the database for analysis as well as a second one sent to be frozen for future reference, there was still some left over that needed to be disposed of.

I, knowing that this was a once in a lifetime opportunity, waited carefully for the lab director to be deep in conversation with someone else on the other side of the laboratory. And then I took my chance.

Test tubes, as it turns out, are really bad as shot glasses. Their shape turns any liquid inside into a stream, so you really can't knock it back quickly - it takes a couple seconds. Additionally, the best way I can describe the taste of virus concentrate was "sterile rot". A very unique kind of bad! Made worse by the test tube's inefficiency as a shot glass.

(by the way we were studying bacteriophages, not animal viruses. these viruses are too specialized on attacking prokaryotes to even recognize our cells as targets at all, according to studies.)

(but also like. if the viruses managed to successfully switch hosts and killed me with a violent infection, itd still be worth it.)

(for science.)

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You have a fitting blog title

nico-the-overlord

this post is getting 50k easy

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komorebigold

Tag whoever has said these things to you.

#this is every conversation i have eith my partner about their parents it mskes me go insane

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She’s helping Weiss with her new fit 💙💚

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"Good Morning, Rose"

My short story for the wlw anthology GLIMM*R!

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Age regressor pizza chefs be like hello my pronouns are little xe/xirs

#im cackling

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If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion

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