The Goblin

I open and close this app like it’s the fucking fridge

chiropractors get paid to injure people. i'd do it for FREE after a long shift

Brain fog is not an adequate descriptor, actually. Fog can be kinda nice and beautiful and ethereal and refreshing. The thing we’re describing is more like a brain BOG; everything moves slow like you’re wading through water, it’s clunky and heavy and you keep getting stuck in the mud. It’s uncomfortable and inconvenient and everything takes so much effort. You lost a shoe, probably.

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

having chronic pain is just like. ur sitting perfectly still doing nothing meanwhile the space above your head keeps flashing -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp -1hp

it's kinda scary how you can just be tired all the time forever

Rocky Adrian play God statement.

Unless you were a tech at NASA back in the day, when one time some hydrogen a) escaped in a particular building, and b) caught on fire. This was extremely difficult because hydrogen does NOT burn on the visible spectrum humans evolved to see (and flee). Rather, it technically does, but it’s so pale that in practice, no one could see it. Additionally, pure hydrogen burns without smoke and with so little ambient heat that you can’t really sense it till you walk into it. So, per the lore, for a few days all the techs in that building just walked around brandishing brooms in front of them like lances. If your broom lit on fire, congrats! You have located more burning hydrogen! Do not proceed!

god i fucking love polyamory and being nonmonogamous. imagine being in a relationship where you're not even allowed to flirt with your friends or casually talk about having sex with them without your partner threatening to leave you. like what the fuck are you doing

like we're in a server with our two girlfriends and a couple friends where we share nudes with each other, compliment each other and casually flirt with each other and I'm just like. when there's this many cute girls in the world why would you ever want to limit yourself to just one person. i was visiting one of my aforementioned girlfriends over the weekend and i like. mentioned that i was developing a crush on this one girl we'd both met the day before and she just laughed. and agreed with me that she was pretty. why would you ever want to live monogamously. i truly don't get it