unpredictable –

No idea, I must be one of those really weird abnormal people or something.

I'm usually the really weird abnormal person though, so maybe it's just me. Hi, I'm Evan.

This weekend, but I don’t really want to go alone. Do you want to go?

No, of course you don’t. I’d love to go!

Well then, my apologises. What’s it about, if you don’t mind me asking that is?

Apparently there was this one kid who thought he was snorting cocaine but it was actually someone’s ashes.

I just feel light headed all of a sudden.

Have you had anything to eat today?

I don’t feel too good.

Something wrong?

No, you were looking off into the distance and stappling the crap out of it.

But stapling is fun. How can anyone not like stapling?

I just found it more interesting. My bad, here you go.

Yeah? I've never met anyone else who was interested in making sock puppets.

Oh, please, there is no need to be melodramatic. Would you have given it to me had I asked nicely?

I would have, actually. But whatever, since you've got it now. What do you make of it?

I don’t know, like 3 years maybe.

That is a long time! You should go see the next one! When is it?

Exactly; was, past tense.

Because you took it out of my hands, yes.

It just gets a little coffee-colored but it's still understandable.. for the most part anyway.

*smiles and raises an eyebrow without looking up* 

Mhmm, you seem focused.

*smiles cheekily* Please, do go on.

Oh, you want to hear more things about yourself, don't you?

It’s not like you’re telling me what it is, so I need to find out for myself.

And what do you think of it?