Sid Gets Acquainted With The Universe

I think all computers should have cd slots and all phones should have headphone ports send tumble

I know this sounds like the deranged ramblings of a senile old man but I swear it used to be possible to look up information on the internet

i haven’t been real for a few days thinking about becoming real again soon though

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.

The chemical they put on ants and all the other ants think they're dead that's what happened to tumblr except the chemical is unmarketability

I am of the general opinion that the pandemic really broke everyone in a variety of ways and everyone is going on acting like 5 years on they haven’t been irreparably changed

Y'know, I kinda feel like when you get to the point that the general reaction to hearing about a failed assassination attempt is "Ah man, missed again. Maybe next time." you might be overdue for an impeachment.

im sorry but the concept of cum is so deeply unserious to me. you mean your dick got touched and now there’s goo? and this is everyone’s problem?

Call me old fashioned, but I think the president saying "a whole civilization will die tonight" is the part where he should be deposed immediately.