😒

Well what else are you supposed to do

It’s a hello kitty breast implant

Hello Titty

@staff !!!!!!!

🔫 fucking snitch

If you ugly with the dog filter idk what to tell you

What I learned from this is a lot of medical professionals have had to explain to people they can’t run out of blood and live

And a real medical professional shouldn’t have to stick you multiple times to draw blood. 

In her defense, my doctor is at a teaching hospital, so there are always students, residents, interns etc. learning. The doctor or nurse or flabotomist asks permisssion for their student to practice on you, and I usually say yes unless I’m feeling particularly sick tht day and don’t want to risk exactly this.

Also I really took a blind shot at spelling phlebotomist huh

Flabotomist

You have to be nice to me I have a rare no-blood disorder

I can’t sleep someone tell me a story

I grew up thinking eminem was my uncle for no valid reason and when I realized he wasn’t I was so shocked

My mom didn’t know what thot meant (she thought it was something like “lazy”) and my brother kept putting off taking out the trash and she called him a thot and he looked so betrayed

#i actually understand less

not to be full of love but uhh *taps heart* there’s a whole lot in there

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

Too cute and hell why not I’m broke 😂

What patterns have y’all noticed in the people you tend to attract or be attracted to ? 

They don’t want me lol