aspiring hater

he literally wears a white blouse with ruffled sleeves and frills at the bottom. can he get any more lovely. i'm going to miss that blouse dearly. seriously. what did they do with it. huh. and what about his cravat. where is that endearing thing. huh. i'll murder them in cold blood

I love it when Akutagawa and Nathaniel Hawthorne fight because Nathaniel is Protestant, not Catholic, but Akutagawa doesn't fucking know or care.

Atsushi handing Aku his wallet while going "Treat yourself bby ;)" only for Akutagawa to open it to five thousand yen and a fly

i love akutagawa because he literally just pulls up. talks like all he reads are 18th century limericks. displays clear signs of mental illness. serves cunt. dies. gets resurrected. serves cunt again. no one is doing it like he is

the human mind cannot fathom the thought of akutagawa in a flowy white dress with tons of frilly things

If you asked Akutagawa what his pronouns are he would say some shit like If you wish to gain the Privelege of Referring to Me you must first Prove Yourself in Battle and then he would stab you a lot