LEGO STAR WARS: TERRIFYING TALES
starters taken/inspired/adapted from the special. change pronouns as necessary!
“ so, what do you think? ”
“ a little on the nose is what i think. ”
“ look at this place, you could really use something, anything… a chair, perhaps. ”
“ we’ve got a galaxy to conquer. ”
“ i’ve prepared your bath. ”
“ you. [name]. keep an eye on the place. ”
“ it would be my honor to serve. ”
“ what are you, the last five guys in the galaxy to get the news? ”
“ the first order is destroyed. ”
“ i’m not scared of these bucketheads! ”
“ like taking candy from a baby porg. ”
“ don’t be such a worry wampa! ”
“ i just need to make an emergency landing on that bright red lava planet. ”
“ i was not showing off! that TIE got off a lucky shot! ”
“ okay, you can stay here alone in these dark, creepy woods. ”
“ don’t sneak up on a guy like that, will you? ”
“ you’re building a hotel… in darth vader’s old castle. ”
“ no offense, but that sounds like a really bad idea. ”
“ and you are who, exactly? ”
“ please, allow me to give you a tour. ”
“ we’ve been working ‘round the clock and i’ve spared no expense. ”
“ are you familiar with the term ‘celebrity endorsement’? ”
“ feel the power of the dark side. ”
“ you’ve got skills, kid. ”
“ you’re the best pilot in the galaxy! ”
“ you’re pretty good with those tools. i could use some help fixing my x-wing. ”
“ so, it looks like we each have something the other wants. ”
“ we’re kind of in a rush. ”
“ this is such a waste of time, [name]. ”
“ i’m so much stronger than all of them. ”
“ patience. there are no shortcuts to becoming a jedi. ”
“ i sense your frustration. ”
“ really? wow. did you use the force to sense that? ”
“ the knights of ren are coming. ”
“ don’t listen to him, [name]. ”
“ stay out of it, [name]. ”
“ power is yours for the taking. ”
“ the knights of ren live by our own code. use our power to take what we want. ”
“ you have skills. yet you follow that fossil skywalker when you could have so much more. ”
“ destroy what skywalker has built and you will be free. ”
“ what i want is for you to leave me alone! ”
“ what was even the point of that story? to scare us? ”
“ there is much to be taken by those unafraid to take it. ”
“ would you bantha brains focus?! ”
“ you said you want to be a pilot. ”
“ i’m afraid if i lose this job, my family has nothing. ”
“ you can’t let fear get to you. ”
“ that’s a sith lightsaber. i wouldn’t mess with it. ”
“ at least i can wield the force. ”
“ i’ve destroyed jedi. a half-sith is no match for me. ”
“ it appears you are un-armed. ”
“ oh, funny thing. it must’ve been damaged in the fight. ”
“ maybe you wanna stop staring into the scary saber? ”
“ power comes not from serving others, but from serving yourself. ”
“ now, see where the saber leads you. ”
“ this sith stuff, do you have any idea how dangerous it is? ”
“ the only thing i fear is poor cash flow. ”
“ this has the power to make any dream come true. ”
“ nothing in the galaxy can do that. ”
“ the droid on the south ridge broke down. again. ”
“ i want you to go to mos espa and get a new one. ”
“ i will be a pilot one day and get off this dust ball planet. ”
“ the wookiee’s paw… make a wish and your dream instantly comes true. ”
“ what should i do with this extra pilot gear? ”
“ that maneuver, what do you call it? ”
“ you remind me of a young me. ”
“ your eyes can deceive you. don’t trust them. ”
“ you have mastered the dark side of the force. ”
“ i sense you are still unsatisfied. ”
“ good to have you, [name]. and thank you for rescuing me earlier. ”
“ i wasn’t sure i’d make it off the death star alive. ”
“ that story is a warning. ”
“ i know what you want… for your family to be safe. ”
“ i thought you were the one to make it happen. ”
“ i’m strong with the force? ”
“ now, the galaxy shall fear me. ”
“ these fools have served their purpose. ”
“ we gotta grab that holocron! it’s the source of his power! ”
“ we’ll do it the old-fashioned way! ”
“ my dreams are crumbling around me. ”
“ everyone gets scared. ”
“ you can’t control fear, but you can choose what to do with it. ”
“ without fear, you can’t have courage. ”
“ may the force be with you. ”
“ you don’t have that kind of time. ”
“ oh, don’t get all mushy on me, kid. ”
“ you have any idea what this’ll cost me to fix?! ”
“ see? that’s what greed gets you. ”
“ i guess you’re out of a job. what’re you gonna do now? ”
“ i saw you handled the x-wing. we always need pilots. ”
“ so you were scared back there? ”