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I went through a box of random things that Ethan must’ve thrown in before we moved in with Izzy and Pay and I managed to find my Spiderman video game. I got really excited to play it, but the sad part is that I’m really rusty and kept falling off buildings. I don’t think I’m made to be a superhero anymore.

I was the one that tossed that in there and you didn't bother to call me over to play it with you?

Running away from fans is both scary and eventful. I should’ve known better to not stop for a couple while I was in a rush and sing to them. But they got a free mini-concert and I got a work out.

Sounds like fun.

Well not a full blown party, but most likely, yes.

What kind of party then? I hope you have a cool theme in mind.

Always a good day when the guy on at starbucks tries to flirt with you.

Did you at least score a number?

What? Okay? Okay what?

You didn't even tell me about this... And I love the fact that you named it yourself when you threw a fit about naming my pretend cat Jimmy.

No no no no no, I refuse to believe this. 

Want to place a bet on it?

So I decided to adopt a puppy today. No one that I live with knows that I adopted one though, but I did and I named him Loki. I hope they don’t mind surprises and extra living things in the flat.

Okay.

No, they won’t, it needs to end somewhen and then they’re all gonna live happily ever after. Don’t burst my bubble, Eth!

Happily ever after? I bet that every single character is going to end up dying in the last episode. There's no way that this could all end on a positive note. It's impossible, Kens.

She’ll be a year.

Shit, that's so crazy. Are you going to have a party for her?

No, I’m spending a lot of time writing and such. My mind tends to race at night so that’s when I get most of my ideas for songs. And no! I wouldn’t be looking at you in that way. That’s not my type and you shouldn’t have to worry about me because there is no reason to.

Ooh, makes sense. But doesn't that also call for a bunch of typos? I feel like nothing I write ever makes sense during the middle of the night because I get so drowsy. I don't know, I'm starting to believe that you like bald men with beards. Hey, it's what turns you on. I'm not going to judge.

Is it bad that I have never seen the movie Frozen? I feel like I’m always out of the loop because people are always talking about it.

It's actually quite sad that you're so behind. You could choose to remain out of the loop or go watch it. It's all up to you.

Mind games? I don’t know anything, and if I did I wouldn’t be allowed to say anything, I’d lose my job and we’d never know. I’ll let you in on a secret though, Ezra doesn’t die but don’t tell anyone. Mrs D wins mother of the year award.

Yeah, you were put on this earth to torture my brain. I just know it, Ells. You just told me a secret and now you could possibly lose your job! You just risked your career for me, don't you see how bad of a position you just put me in? Now you have to trust me enough not to tell and I'm not sure if I can keep my mouth shut for long.