“No I would not. Although, an outfit made of tape… that would be interesting.”

“You know, if you ever need help with engineering a costume I might be able to help.”

“All perfect reasons I prefer to stay in the shadows there. I’d hate to be in one of those stories.”

“Well I’m assuming you also wouldn’t tape your outfit back together and expect that it stays.”

“Do you wanna know why that happened? It broke about three months ago and she decided taping it together would be the best fix. I swear sometimes I’m the only sane one there.”

“See? How is that not entertaining? TV has nothing on that place. Depending on the night it’s either a real-time drama, a comedy, or best of all- a dramedy.”

“Fine. Tell me the last interesting moment you had there then.”

“Crystal’s wardrobe malfunction last month. Admittedly, it wasn’t so much the malfunction as her reaction to it.”

“Yes. A television is much more interesting than me or most of the girls there. Besides… all you do is sit there anyways.”

“Not true. I mean, that second part is true but the first part isn’t.”

“I doubt that. I’m sure you have a loyal t.v. or something at home to keep you entertained.” 

“TV is your suggestion for a better alternative?”

“This is good. Thanks, man.” Ethan nodded, balling the bag in his hand and sticking his hands in his jacket pockets. 

“Exactly. I’m sure you were still there, though.”

“Got nowhere better to be.”

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