Pour Vivre

little did he kno she’s making that face bc its a bad jk AND she’s listening to heavy metal rn (fact)

“Yumi... do you want to talk about it? You’ll feel better if you do.” If Yumi wanted to talk about the game, that would be fine, too. It just sounded like she needed to vent.

“zero fucks given. next please.”

❝This is not your… not your fault. Promise me… you’ll escape from this place.❞ ❝There’re better places to take a nap that on the ground, you know. Give me your hand.❞ ❝You’ve escaped fate this time, rogue, but remember—justice always prevails!❞ ❝Struggle all you want! You cannot unwrite what is already written!❞ ❝Who wants to try my lance on for size first? I know where it belongs, shoved right up your…❞ ❝Snuck in some practice, if you know what I mean…What? No, FIGHTING practice.❞ ❝How can you be so blind to [NAME]’s incredible charms?! How dare you not be attracted to him/her!❞ ❝You dare take such a tone… with your own father?!❞ ❝Do you think I’d be out here if I were ONLY after girls!?❞ ❝If you believe in any gods, you’d better pray to them now!❞ ❝You know, prices aren’t the only thing I can cut in two.❞ ❝You can’t kill a dead man, sweetheart.❞ ❝You realized your mistake quickly enough. It could have been much more awkward.❞ ❝I could break their ranks as easily as I break wind!❞ ❝Do you have any more of those?!❞ ❝Turn my back one minute and you’re married. The next minute? A baby!❞ ❝Glory be! You’re salvageable after all!❞ ❝Oh gods. I raised a philanderer.❞ ❝Look, I know I’m unbelievably sexy, but you don’t have to stare so hard.❞ ❝…Well, it looks… edible? At least?❞ ❝I’m asking you to marry me, idiot!❞ ❝Let our extremely protracted duel to the death begin!❞ ❝What manner of madman would allow you a turn at cooking for the camp?❞ ❝Allies?“ You expect me to rely on you in combat?❞ ❝Your only expertise is in flirting, and you still fail spectacularly! I’ll take my chances alone!❞ ❝I honestly cannot tell sometimes if you’re a genius or a complete dimwit.❞ ❝You see, sometimes when two people… Things happen. Stuff… *mumbles* Okay, I like you.❞ ❝My body is ready! The next sample, if you please!❞ ❝What is this? Is it edible? I haven’t eaten in minutes…❞ ❝This exercise is great for building stomach muscles. Come on, just 300! 299… 298…❞ ❝My arm. You’re touching my arm…Please stop touching my arm.❞ ❝I am SO sorry about earlier! I had no idea you were in the bath…❞ ❝Strap yourself in and get ready to ride the flavor stallion!❞ ❝Hold still! You’re making this harder than it has to be.❞ ❝It should prove quite elucidating to dissect you piece by piece…❞ ❝Not another step, potato molester! Stealing food is wrong!❞ ❝Now you’re a piece of work. Got a lot to gain by picking on the weak, is that it?❞ ❝We have the rest of our lives! And YOU, my dear, are a catch worth waiting for.❞ ❝I’ll be your hero, you’ll be mine, and together we’ll be everyone else’s!❞ ❝What kind of fool strategist puts himself at the fore of the battle?❞ ❝I love you. And no matter what the future holds, I’m going to cherish every moment.❞ ❝Am I not a thing of beauty~?❞ ❝Anyone else hungry? Because I’m starving!❞ ❝Where I’m from, strength is the only law that matters.❞ ❝You’ll risk your life for us if I give you…a bag of candy?❞ ❝I said “sweeten the deal”, didn’t I?❞ ❝I’m not some fancywaist who needs to strut about like a peacock.❞ ❝This day has been nothing but insults and punches to the groin…❞ ❝It’s just that…your eyes are…so very shiny and pretty… Like two pools…of…something…❞ ❝Surrender? Sorry, I’m not familiar with the word!❞ ❝I am a warrior of the sword. Nothing fazes me. Nothing!❞ ❝Gah, just p-please stop…hugging too tight… C-can’t…breathe…❞ ❝Turns out the business end of my sword is me!❞ ❝I…I love you, you bastard. There, I said it! Now don’t ask me again!❞ ❝Look at all that you can accomplish if you try.❞ ❝I don’t make threats. I make promises.❞ ❝Everyone’s staring! How embarassing…❞