Etched In Margins

“Of course my daughter is a lady killer, have you met me? I can’t keep women off me.” Ignoring the fact that most of the time they’re trying to kill him.

“The fact is I didn’t do anything to deserve it...this time.” Orochi said bitterly as he stared at the Goddess before him. “From what I understand, this was a ploy by other gods to take control of the Celestial Realm. I stood in the way of that, despite my neutrality over the years...”

The demon sighed, running a hand through his hair. “They hired Wukong to take me out and he was quite efficient...for once.”

“I went to Paldea once. I rapped battle against Ryme and won.”

“Alright you nuggets, Worse thing you’ve gotten for a present, Go.”

“One of my daughters bought me a Snuggy. Its embarrassing to say, but I still use it because its comfortable.”

“My old man said having teammates was a gift. So he brought me Kota. I’m still looking for the return receipt.”

“Hm.. I see. Well. Time to dance the deadly dance of death.”

Orochi proceeds to summon a field of scythes as far as the eye can see.

Vanilla Soma: Soma Schicksal Chocolate Soma: Haseo from Dot Hack Strawberry Soma: Ben Tennyson from Ben 10 French Vanilla Soma: Dainsleif from Genshin Impact Strawberry Kiwi Soma: Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto

Blueberry Soma: Marth from Fire Emblem

“So, Orochichi~, how’re you liking you new digs? Comfortable right?”

“Sun Wukong... I should’ve known your sorry tail was behind this!”

“Whaaaat? Meeee? Nah!...well I mean, probably! I mean, they asked for Alcohol from the Celestial Realm, how was I supposed to refuse!”

“When I get out of here, I’m going to break you.”

“You see, that’s the type of attitude that’ll keep you locked up niiiiice and tight. Don’t worry though, I’ll take over for your duties! Laters!”