hi

benson’s last name starting with an r so his initials are randy’s inverse is deeply important to me. randy eventually learning benson’s last name, spotting that fact, and quietly torturing himself over it for the rest of his life is even more important. ruminating, spiralling, telling himself it somehow means something it absolutely doesn’t. that boy will find patterns he can use to hurt himself in anything. he’s reading cracks in the pavement like they’re messages from god.

men laughing together in public piss me off do that shit at home

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

some people are taking "doomed" to mean "dead". this is actually a misconception! you can be doomed even if you don't die! it's sometimes worse if you don't die!

I WAS BORN YESTERDAY. I JUST BLEW IN FROM STUPID TOWN. THIS IS MY FIRST RODEO. PLEASE BE PATIENT WITH ME.

what we really need is a male moanliness epidemic am i right folks