apparently the director of the no fucking til marriage movie is like "it's not the sex purge movie, that's not what it's about" but my guy I'm sorry you made the sex purge movie. that's what you did. like describe it however you want but conceptually the film is about a nation wide sex fest on the one day a year fucking is permitted by the state, that's a sex purge. the film can be about a wholesome romance happening during the sex purge but it is definitely the sex purge.
Wait ok so vanity fair just came out with an article describing the rules of the sex purge & apparently it's enforced bc the us government literally chipped its citizens like dogs with biomoniters that glow green when you're allowed to fuck. what in the conservative vanilla hell 😂😂😂
also apparently queer people in this universe just said "no thanks" when it came to this ban which is kind of based actually:
My first thought personally would be to try a big magnet on the scanner to mess with it.
I don’t even like sex very much but I still don’t need them spying on my business. Big magnet.
There’s probably also some local tech furry you can call to deactivate that thing and The Straights are too proud to ask the fursuit guy for help.
you can get your anti-sex chip deactivated or even converted into a better-sex chip, but you have to make polite conversation with a trans woman for 35 minutes.
Only 35 minutes? I can’t hang out longer?












