Esther Andoh

my mum has severe knee problems and needs a replacement. Today she was told she's too fat to be operated on and the knee specialist suggested she gets a gastric band - which also involves surgery. So my mum was like first of all you didn't read my file because it explains that I'm not fat because I eat too much second of all you said it's impossible for me to get surgery and then suggested I get a surgery about it? He then asked her her weight and height, didn't believe her answer, and made her prove it to him because she "looks fatter than that". So she was like so you also just entirely based this on looks instead of actual numbers?

An ancient vampire spends centuries fighting against a family of vampire hunters. In the 21st century he notices that he's been fighting the same hunter for nearly 50 years with no sign of any kids. Out of curiosity he asks and the hunter responds "Kid chose College. It's only me now."

You figured humanity had developed incredibly strong weapons. You hadn’t quite understood the scale of the destruction caused by nuclear warheads until the government killed a god. Ever since then, the planet has fallen into chaos and nearly everyone has suddenly abandoned their moral compass.

You, an elf, married a human, built a small farm and raised children. Your children grew up, had families, and started farms nearby. So did their children, and those children’s children. Now your many descendants have formed a bustling city and you are known as the official “town grandparent”.

So, fledgling. That's how we vampires kill and feed. Any questions? "Yeah...why do you always hiss at your victims before you bite. They know we're vampires already."

When the Norse gods disappeared, and Yggdrasil was left unchecked. The men, now left behind without guidance, unknowingly built a house of its roots. What came from it’s depths was unknowable.

As a prince of a human kingdom, you thought it was an honour that you could introduce a fairy to the kingdom and unite humans and fae. That was until your father announced that this mute creature that was smaller than your hand would be the next ruler of your kingdom. You stare at the fairy you introduced your kingdom to, this tiny thing that stole your place in line, yet you cannot feel anything except sibling affection for her

600 years ago, magic was discovered, and now all these years later it is so commonplace that everyone knows how to cast a spell. However, the spell everyone knows how to cast is the same one, since no one has ever figured out how to cast anything except a simple shield.

if you hate my fics or think i’m a bad writer, just be like your internet fore fathers and tell me to kill myself or something. anything other than accusing me of fucking ai. i’m so over this witch-hunt bullshit, grow a pair and tell me i’m a piece of shit writer to my face or get out. don’t hide behind the moral superiority of “i think ai wrote this” as a way to say “this is garbage.”