Esther Andoh

If I had a nickel everytime the Black/coded as Black woman had a vulnerable moment about her mistreatment & fandom called it aggressive jealousy or a 'omg comphet 😍' moment instead of a commentary of being alienated from white femininity I'd have A LOT of nickels...

It’s been about half a year since the magical girls showed up and started protecting the city. You hadn’t thought much of them until you walked in on your son detransforming in his bedroom.

Magic is a non-renewable resource. The only reason modern scientists had considered it a myth is because the wizards of previous eras eventually exhausted it. That was until an oil rig breeched an untapped reservoir by accident.

uh mom you said this red string is attached to our soulmate. "Oh yes darling it's how I met your father." "Well then what does the blue and green strings mean?" "What their shouldn't be any other strings." "So by that I'm assuming I shouldn't have one on every finger in different colors."

You are a priest of the god of chance and thieves. You capture two enemy priests sneaking around your hidden temple: one of the war god, one of sea god. You hold up a coin. "Heads, I kill the war priest. Tails, I kill the sea priest." The coin has been spinning in midair for five minutes.

You’re a prisoner, but the way the guards constantly watch outside the gates makes you feel like they’re trying to keep something out, rather than keep you in.

The bad news is that your Time Machine broke down, leaving you trapped in the past. The good news is that you didn’t go back very far, so you could probably just wait until you return to the present.

who is that 6'4 mountain of muscle. Said the magic academy headmistress "that ma'am is one of the new first years his mom is a barbarian." Said the sectary "he looks like a linebacker how did he get admitted." "He got a near perfect score on the scholarship test and his father is a great mage