apple of my eye

Ah, no. I still get to wipe my own ass, we’re good there.. [once he’s left] Tell me how you’ve been.

But we’re here to talk about you, aren’t we? I’m.. handling things. But please, I wanna know how my best friend is doing.

[he stares at the phone, scowl spreading before he grabs a hold of the phone and brings it closer to his face] This isn’t me.

What do you mean it’s not you, of course it’s you.

Oh.. Wow… I almost… Had a doozy there, didn’t I, thank you.

That step’s always tricky, I don’t blame you.

Sorry, I’m not normally this clumsy

Are you alright?

I don’t know. I just kind of picked it up one day.

Picked it up? From where? Please tell me you didn't deprive some homeless man of his guitar.

I’m pretty sure, yeah. [he looks at the guitar closely] I think that’s what this is. 

[laughs] Yes, that is a guitar. When did you learn?

Unfortunately, yes. It was highly embarrasing. He decided to make it blantantly obvious that I was shouting at an inanimate object and that it wouldn’t reply back to me, he seemed to find the whole situation hilarious.

But at least you got it to stop beeping, right? Please tell me you know how to work your car after that.

Not that I know off, I just have no idea how to work my car apparently.

So did someone have to help you figure it out or..?

Playing the guitar?

...Are you sure?

I later found out that it was my car informing me that I’d left my lights on.

Ah, we all have those days. Something on your mind?

Oh, hey! I got bored of sitting in my apartment, so I decided to take advantage of the non-snowy weather.

That's a great idea, except I still have no idea what you're doing. What are you doing, Sky?

And what are you up to?

So I wasn’t just sat in my car, practically screaming at it wonding why it was beeping…

What was beeping?

I’m… Not? That’s the last thing we talked about.. Unless we talked about something else and I was sleep texting or something.

Are you serious right now? [takes out her phone, opening the messages and shows it to Adam] You call these texts sleep texts?