Serendipity

Turn Down For Whom?

Bro traffic isn't even real its made up, everyone just go forward

hey people who know astrology shit. ive been having a lot of feeligs lately. any planets i can blame that on.

u kno when you’re crying and u catch a glimpse of yourself in the mirror and you’re like??? if this was a movie this scene would have won me an oscar

we need unfluencers. we need unfluencer culture. we need people that tank the value of brands and make things terminally uncool by just associating with them. how do we boil this site down to it’s essence and spread it like a viral disease.

it’s not you….it’s your zodiac sign

climbing into my computer to have hot nasty sex w the installation wizard

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

jennifer’s body not realistic bc if i had a demon friend who killed dumb ass men for sustenance i would let her like we can work that out

feminism will be reached when nintendo gives us Wapeach and Wadaisy

and they have to be just as deranged as Waluigi and Wario or it doesn’t count. I want some truly awful possum-like women, no Bowsette shit

actually i am worried about social media and especially how it's becoming unusable as "social" media and instead being turned into yet another commodity where everyone is expected to be successful and promote their personal businesses and network and joylessly devote even more of their already limited free time to the capitalist machine grinding us all slowly beneath its wheels