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are you kidding, i love classical music. my favorite composers are bach, mozart, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* beef oven

STOP NORMALIZING BEHAVIOR

If you do things, fuck you.

*makes eye contact with a pretty girl for more than 5 seconds* me: yes,,, my soul mate. i can not believe it, here in this Burger King

I hate how on Tumblr, a username like lisa486 is almost certainly a pornblot, while someone named solidsnakesasscheeks is almost certainly a real person

POUR JUICE ON YOUR BABY. J UUSTT PP OURR J UCIICCE ALL OVOEOR RYOUR YOUN GG  CHILDD, J US T DO I T YO U PIE CE OF

*gets shot in the leg* “are you ok?” “i’m fine just tired haha”

the government, watching me from the cameras: “the lack of motivation on this girl. incredible.”

haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what

Adding a caption when u reblog a post is like… serious business. You gotta have something good to say. You can make or break a post with that caption

cutting a worm will not make two worms

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

thank you

miss me with that gay shit??????? no. kiss me with that gay shit

me: [walks into a psychic’s shop and slams down my tarot cards] it’s time to duel