L'Art de L'Espionnage

It’s a good day. So good, in fact, that I’m sitting here listening to music like a much more elegant man does.

Oooou whatcha listening to?

Father I Stretch My Hands. It’s good and long, so I don’t have to switch the song for a little while.

Because that'd require you to stretch your hands.

You disgust me.

Oh. You are an elegant man, now. You don't laugh at puns. D'oh.

There has got to be more Spies that are not stiffer than me. There has got to be. Show yourselves, you slicks. No knives drawn - and yes, no guns - I know that secret, obviously.

Okay then. I'm showing myself.

..You were on this platform all along?

Yes...I just don't have the need to post unlike you.

I do not have a need either. My, we have so much in common already.

Ah yes we do. Perhaps we should start hanging out next? Make friendship bracelets?

..I like knitting, merci beaucoup.

Oh yeah? Well I don't need to stifle my ego for stealth, I can move so fast you're dead before ya know what hit ya.

Goodluck finding me first.

It’s a good day. So good, in fact, that I’m sitting here listening to music like a much more elegant man does.

Oooou whatcha listening to?

Father I Stretch My Hands. It’s good and long, so I don’t have to switch the song for a little while.

Because that'd require you to stretch your hands.

You know, you are the only mercenary who turns around with his tail tucked when I show up.

There has got to be more Spies that are not stiffer than me. There has got to be. Show yourselves, you slicks. No knives drawn - and yes, no guns - I know that secret, obviously.

Okay then. I'm showing myself.

..You were on this platform all along?

Yes...I just don't have the need to post unlike you.

I do not have a need either. My, we have so much in common already.

There has got to be more Spies that are not stiffer than me. There has got to be. Show yourselves, you slicks. No knives drawn - and yes, no guns - I know that secret, obviously.

Okay then. I'm showing myself.

..You were on this platform all along?

How often do you all climb mountains? No reason.

OOH OOH! I DO IT ONCE A MONTH!!

For what?

Is that so? Interesting. What kind of fruit?

How often do you all climb mountains? No reason.

OOH OOH! I DO IT ONCE A MONTH!!

For what?

How often do you all climb mountains? No reason.

I personally climb trees.

I do that during our battles.

How often do you all climb mountains? No reason.

Everyday during the morning hours.

Is that so? So do I.

Ha. Yes. It would.

How often do you all climb mountains? No reason.

Everyday during the morning hours.

Is that so? So do I.

HELP.

It's terminal there's no hope for me. Just say your goodbyes now

I'm getting put down next week

Nevermind I'll live I'm alive I'll live forever

Nevermind nevermind. I'm going to be taken out back

I will do my due diligence and bury you myself.

I FEEL SO HONORED

If you say so!