Gay Snail

Behold, my Waddle Dee-sona that I created for self ship reasons. This is Hoodie Dee: a kindhearted ball of anxiety stumbling their way through life, trying to figure themself out. They’re dating Meta Knight, whom they met when he showed up as a guest teacher in their fencing class (which they don’t go to anymore. They learned that it wasn’t really for them).

Likes: Awoofies, art, Meta Knight

Dislikes: social situations, strenuous activity, being directionless

Not the most extravagant self insert, and not really a standout amongst other Waddle Dees, but I’m not a standout amongst other humans, so they represent me well.

I made an entry for the DHMIS New Friend contest over on Instagram.

This is “Plant Thing,” otherwise known as Jeff. Initially grown from a seed by Yellow Guy during a lesson in botany, Jeff became a part of the trio’s found family, living and learning alongside them in the pink house.

- It loves to eat raw meat (occasionally from creatures that are still alive)

- It can’t speak, but it is a surprisingly eloquent writer

- It can communicate with other flora, but chooses not to. It believes other plants to be far too vulgar

- It could possibly end up growing several dozen times its current size and start manipulating Yellow Guy into feeding it entire people before it eventually multiplies and takes over the world, but it probably won’t

- It smells like lavender

- Likes allegories, épée fencing, and the Oxford comma