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@eryto
Hello there.
You'll know me as Eryto, for now. There isn't much noteable to say about me, but here.
I'm a scientific researcher at a private institution*. For all intents and purposes, I'm male, but you could refer to me as whatever you wish. I am not a picky individual. I don't believe there is much about me you all need to know, besides don't be odd in my messages, alright?
Thanks in advance, hope to see you later.
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okay who actually cares about appropiated work relationships anyway right
Right.
Stop bullying me into using this account. Social media is stupid and I don't like talking to people.
Yo Simon...
Whenever i stand up I get dizzy and i cant see anything. Last time this happened this bad i fainted. Previously it was due to not eating enough and losing too luch weight
Is it normal to have this happen tho? Should i eat more?
I think this is a question for your general practitioner... but I'd say you definitely should eat more....
Either it's iron deficiency or brain cancer. You never know.
Greetings, Doctor Eryto. Have you heard about the massive ongoing breach in containment?
I believe that we are what the interns would call ‘Royally Fucked.’
-The UFO
Of course. We're always royally fucked, aren't we? Well, it isn't my problem. I'll just hole up in my office as per usual, let the agents and the senior doctors whose body isn't actively breaking down on them deal with it.
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Greetings, Eryto.
Doctor Elias Athan Breen has denied my request for back scratches, instead opting to moisten me with a ‘spray bottle’
That is why I am damp.
Would you be willing to scratch my back?
-The UFO (unidentified flying opossum), standing on your desk.
There are wet possum prints on several of the papers.
... You're ruining my paperwork.
Fine. I'll scratch your back, and then you're going to get your ass out of my office. Capiche?
I really should either use this stupid blog more, or just delete this app.
Anyways, the best way to make a person with wings to stop harassing you is to grab them and yank them harshly.
yuO're so mean to me.... :((
And you're too... touchy. I don't like it.
I really should either use this stupid blog more, or just delete this app.
Anyways, the best way to make a person with wings to stop harassing you is to grab them and yank them harshly.
clef. how.
How, what? I could answer ya if ya'd finish yer damn question. I ain't a mind-reader. Unlike some of our researchers.
You are an asshole.
“You’re a what!?” -Jr. Researcher Starrelle, currently running through a mental list of every stupid or weird thought he’s had in front of Eryto or on site in general
(it’s a long list, with top contenders for worst being ‘it can’t be that bad…’ several minutes after being gifted the taser, ‘what would actually happen to me if I stuck a fork in an electrical socket?’ while standing in the breakroom with a fork on a slow morning, ‘I’m telling/asking/hiding out with my mom.’ in response to any situation that raises questions or that he wants to avoid, and ‘driving in my caarrr right after a beeeerrrr’ randomly while just standing there in the hallway)
Don't, Jackson. You're just making me aware of your, frankly, stupid thoughts. I don't mind-read on a regular basis, damnit. I'm not an asshole. Just CLEF feels like airing MY CLASSIFIED ANOMALOUS TRAITS out into the open.
clef. how.
How, what? I could answer ya if ya'd finish yer damn question. I ain't a mind-reader. Unlike some of our researchers.
You are an asshole.
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Did you know
Eh, maybe not. @eryto will though.
Fuck off for once, would you? You don't have to advertise me like as a shitty know-it-all.
“Hopital again…”
-Jr. Researcher Starrelle, golden retriever energy, black cat luck
Again? What did ya do this time? You alright? Need anything?
Oh, what am I kidding... I'll be over. Just to check on you.
“Hey, this is Dr. Angela Starrelle, from research. My son, Jackson, is missing. Have you seen him?”
-Dr. Angela Starrelle, Senior Research Staff.
Researcher Jackson Starrelle? Yeah, I saw him. He was at medical. I helped him down there, he jacked his ankle and... told me not to tell you. Aw, damnit.
( @jackson-starrelle )
You're stuck, huh? C'mere.
Eryto carefully grabs Jackson, helping him up to his feet and holding him up. He's very careful, trying to touch the other as little as possible while still making sure the other wouldn't fall flat on his face.
Can you... ah, I believe I may have answered my question. Are you alright? Do you need to be carried to medical?
→ @eryto
“I’ve been here since yesterday… thank you.” - Jr. Researcher Starrelle, who would be saying ‘finally’ if it weren’t for the fact that you probably outrank him.
“… I think I can make it down there on my own.” (Lie)
Mm... I don't think so. I'll walk you down there, just in case. Everyone feels fine before everything goes to shit, usually.
Eryto lets go of Starrelle cautiously, watching him diligently. He didn't trust the other man's legs to carry him, not at all. Fully aware the other could topple over any moment, he prepares to catch him.
C'mon. Watch your steps and be slow. Don't wantcha to stumble and trip over your own feet. Let's get ya to medical.
“This is embarrassing.” - Jr. Researcher Starrelle on his very first walk of shame towards the medbay.
At least you aren't being carried. Trust me, that's far more embarrassing. Especially after fainting and slamming your head on the floor.
Ah... memories.
Now, c'mon. They'll help ya more than I can. They're nice people over there. I know 'em well. I'll make sure they're nice to ya.
Damn, first it was Lilly, then Kondraki and now it's Green, Clef how do you keep attracting toxic relationships that always ends with your partner dying?
I WISH I COULD FUCKING TELL YOU.
You ever wonder if you're the problem?
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You're stuck, huh? C'mere.
Eryto carefully grabs Jackson, helping him up to his feet and holding him up. He's very careful, trying to touch the other as little as possible while still making sure the other wouldn't fall flat on his face.
Can you... ah, I believe I may have answered my question. Are you alright? Do you need to be carried to medical?
→ @eryto
“I’ve been here since yesterday… thank you.” - Jr. Researcher Starrelle, who would be saying ‘finally’ if it weren’t for the fact that you probably outrank him.
“… I think I can make it down there on my own.” (Lie)
Mm... I don't think so. I'll walk you down there, just in case. Everyone feels fine before everything goes to shit, usually.
Eryto lets go of Starrelle cautiously, watching him diligently. He didn't trust the other man's legs to carry him, not at all. Fully aware the other could topple over any moment, he prepares to catch him.
C'mon. Watch your steps and be slow. Don't wantcha to stumble and trip over your own feet. Let's get ya to medical.
Everyday is a goddamn nightmare sometimes. And I have a headache. It could not possibly get any worse.
...I think I just jinxed it.
