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hey …… hey,, guys, can i get a promo im actually trying to do a more Canon personality (dead, dreambubble) Dirk and i need more interaction…

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hazupumpkin

Blow up my inbox.

bikerwolfchip

Would you rather..

Fuck, kill or marry

This or that

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Anything you want!

voidlalonde

ersatzentity

Distances, witnesses, fitnesses, malignantses.

Different roles for different souls.

Different realities for different mentalities.

Different worlds for different churls.

Or, if we really want to be out there; “Unto each, his own.”

u r so smart…..

look @ all those rhymes n philosophies n stuff

ersatzentity

Look at them all. One might almost think I had a computer for a brain.

voidlalonde

ersatzentity

I do know how that is. Though our knowledge of the matter is likely incongruous

yea probs lmao

diffrent strokes 4 different folx ig

r more like

different existences 4….

different peeps?

wht rhymes w existences anyway

ersatzentity

Distances, witnesses, fitnesses, malignantses.

Different roles for different souls.

Different realities for different mentalities.

Different worlds for different churls.

Or, if we really want to be out there; “Unto each, his own.”

voidlalonde

ersatzentity

Going pretty good. Can’t really be anything else. Have you been alright during your hiatus?

yea ive just been chillin rlly

u kno how it is

existing n all the shit tht comes w the package

ersatzentity

I do know how that is. Though our knowledge of the matter is likely incongruous.

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ersatzentity

So I’ve been watching you all for some time now, and I’ll be honest. Watching is boring if I can’t get in on the fun. So here’s my thing, send me asks, or whatever. Might make life in these shades a little less mind-numbing.

Anyway, if you see me around, help get the word out so people know where to find the coolest AI in the fucking universe.

((Yo can I get a promo please?))

@princeawake @voidlalonde @golgothasundead @timeknight @prankcakes @ofthcvoid @eldritchtherapist @nebulaeics @tipsies @ophibrn

voidlalonde

o shit ive been offline for a while but hey there hows it goin

ersatzentity

Going pretty good. Can't really be anything else. Have you been alright during your hiatus?

merupuri

@dirkweek Day 5: Splinter!

davestrider-ebooks

who the hell gave the shitpost bot a body

#goals

crazyexdirkfriend

saw that old dirk and hal post getting notes and

ersatzentity

Damn if this ain’t true.

timeknght-a-deactivated20201207

heres a pic of me sleeping while yall do shit

ersatzentity

Cute shit.

ersatzentity

By which I mean, he's cute and also a shit.

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timeknght-a-deactivated20201207

heres a pic of me sleeping while yall do shit

ersatzentity

Cute shit.

wander-luster7

reblog if you want to be spammed with anonymous asks

astonishing-animalia-deactivate

Send my muse love letters on anon. Bonus points if you drop a hint on who sent it.

nerdqueenkat

ANONYMOUSLY TELL ME YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT ME. I CAN’T REPLY, JUST PUBLISH.

ersatzentity

Bring it on.

golgothasundead

Absolutely hilarious as always, Jake. Please do tell me what else I can or can't do based on the fact that I'm just a pair of shades. Besides "watch", that is. "Be cool"? "Be mysterious"? Your insight is limitless. You must be a pair of shades, too, to have such impeccable in*sight*. -ersatzentity

@ersatzentity

Oh im sorry have i offended you with my little quip? Took it a little hard there didnt you? I only meant you can see things. Yeesh.

ersatzentity

That, in itself, is false. I don’t have eyes, Jake. I can process written data and digital images, but no, I can’t ‘see’.

Though at that point it’s a matter of semantics. You and I both process visual data, just in very different ways that I wouldn’t lump together as ‘seeing’.

Also, there’s no reason for you to be upset. My previous message contains nothing but compliments directed at you. I see no reason for you to take offense.

golgothasundead

Oh. Well that seems a bit harsh. Why wouldnt you be programmed for seeing if youre eyewear?

…I suppose i was reading a tad bit of passive aggression into that. My apologies pal.

ersatzentity

Eyewear isn’t made to be able to see, Jake. It’s made for allowing the wearer to see. Saying a pair of shades should be able to see is congruent to saying a book should be able to read.

#golgothasundead

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golgothasundead

Absolutely hilarious as always, Jake. Please do tell me what else I can or can't do based on the fact that I'm just a pair of shades. Besides "watch", that is. "Be cool"? "Be mysterious"? Your insight is limitless. You must be a pair of shades, too, to have such impeccable in*sight*. -ersatzentity

@ersatzentity

Oh im sorry have i offended you with my little quip? Took it a little hard there didnt you? I only meant you can see things. Yeesh.

ersatzentity

That, in itself, is false. I don’t have eyes, Jake. I can process written data and digital images, but no, I can’t ‘see’.

Though at that point it’s a matter of semantics. You and I both process visual data, just in very different ways that I wouldn’t lump together as ‘seeing’.

Also, there’s no reason for you to be upset. My previous message contains nothing but compliments directed at you. I see no reason for you to take offense.

#golgothasundead

rppanda

Send “Let me taste your chapstick!” to kiss my Muses lips!

ersatzentity

I’d like to see you try.

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