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Any time a customer is telling me a story and I can't understand them/what they're talking about and I'm just nodding and agreeing and looking interested I think of this gif

Alright *exhales* here’s what you’re gonna do. You see that house over there? You’re gonna go inside it. Once inside you’ll see a girl with a blonde ponytail, just ignore her she’s not gonna wanna talk to you so just pretend she’s ain’t even there. To left of the door there’s gonna be a light switch. You’re gonna turn the lights off. Chances are nothin’s gonna happen except for the room goin’ dark. Now after that you’re gonna leave the house and do the whole thing over again, go inside, turn the lights off, leave, rinse repeat. Now…one of these times something’s gonna happen, I’ll let you see that for yourself

Happy Friday the 13th!

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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here

David Lynch: The Art Life (2016)

Quiet joys w/ Marge

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