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Dumbledore: And why should I allow you to teach Defense against the Dark Arts proffessor?

Snape: I’d know of the Dark Arts Albus, plus I have quite the rich vocabulary

Pads,

James: *turns in essay way ahead of time*

Minnie McG: *cautiously accepts the parchment whilst walking with the speed of a cat whose owner aims to pet them*

Flitwick:*asking about the students’ thought on a particular spell*

Sirius:*raises hand*

Flitwick:*sighs*

Flitwick: Yes Mr. Black?

Sirius:*in depth sharing on the subject matter*

Sirius wouldn’t let Remus touch his phone because he knew Remus would be flustered

Remus thought it was suspicious so he’d ask to borrow Sirius’ phone

Sirius just goes “let me open it for you first” and hand the phone willingly

So it can’t be that he’s hiding something Remus thought

Until one day at a hogsmeade visit

James is out with Lily and it’s just Peter, Remus and Sirius

Sirius finds a way to get some strong alcohol and chugs it

He got shit faced, it took forever to get him up and going

James gets concerned because it’s nearing dinner and they’re not coming back, so he called

Remus picks the phone up since Sirius is **not** capable of doing that then

He explains what happend to James and promises they’ll try to not be late and hung up

When the call went out, he saw his face instead

From the library when he read while playing with Sirius’ hands (because he always does)

He loved his music lessons, loved playing the piano and the violin, loved expressing himself that way but he hated when his parents would step in and tell him his notes were off or that he’s doing a poor job.

Sirius loved drawing, especially capturing scenes in real time, sometimes from his head. Not his parents telling him the way he draws is absurd and unacceptable.

The boy loved dressing up. What with the status of his parents, he’s in a well fitted suit nearly 24/7, he wouln’t’ve minded if not for the constant pull to the shoulder and angry looks from his mother the second he begins to slouch.

He didn’t mind reading either, he’ll go to the family’s library and pick out the most stunning books and read them, really commit to it. Sirius would’ve been a bigger book nerd than Remus had it not for people telling him what he can and can’t read or what he should and shouldn’t understand.

For the longest time, Sirius had no idea of what a childhood looks like. He forced himself to love his parents despite the instinctive hatred he held for them. But the sharp words and slaps and punishments he got from them when doing normal children things ruined that too.

Remus: 20 multiplied by 0 is still 0

James: So, Evans might be 20% more attracted to me ????

Sirius: We been knew I’m 20 times more attracted than all you peasants

James playing with Sirius’ hand and rings under lessons because I’m bored Pads, it’s taking ages!!!

Sirius immediately searching for James when he recieves a strongly worded howler from home.

James suggesting years prior that Sirius, even Regulus, stay with him and his parents because James Potter cannot have my best mate in a tragic home

Sirius genuinely trying to help James not come off totally obnoxious to Lily because Sirius knows how deeply rooted James’ feelings are for her

James being a proud mum™️ when Sirius passed assessment for the Quidditch team since training is the only time the two are separated

Sirius having a spare bed in his flat because James is impulsive and really likes to sleep over

James instinctively giving Sirius certain parts of certain meals, like if they’re eating a salad (why would they????) and a vegetable Sirius really likes is there, he’ll purposefully pick it out and give it to Sirius

Arms around shoulders

Joking forehead kisses that (not so) secretly calms the other down

Shoulder things: touching, rubbing, pats, bumping

Upon further investigation, he found out it was Remus Lupin. And that said Remus Lupin was saddened by the fact that his and Sirius’ anniversary (would I be cruel to say their first ???) will fall under a full moon and they both know how big Sirius is on celebrations.