Lotor, fighting the Paladins: Haha! Eat it, dipshits!
Shiro: LOTOR! This is a kid's show, no cussing!!!
Lotor: Oh yeah.
Lotor:
Lotor: BITCH!
Shiro: that's worse.
Misplaced Lens Cap
we're not kids anymore.
Monterey Bay Aquarium
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes

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shark vs the universe
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hello vonnie
Cosmic Funnies
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Keni
noise dept.

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trying on a metaphor

Kaledo Art
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@erroneous-voltron-quotes
Lotor, fighting the Paladins: Haha! Eat it, dipshits!
Shiro: LOTOR! This is a kid's show, no cussing!!!
Lotor: Oh yeah.
Lotor:
Lotor: BITCH!
Shiro: that's worse.

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Zarkon: Do you remember the fun we had when you poisoned me?
Honerva: Something you ate, the doctor said.
Zarkon: Ah, yes...arsenic on the rocks.
Keith, losing an argument: Well, fuck you!
Lance: I mean, you can if you want to...
Hunk: I got hit in the head so I'm gonna take a break.
Lance: Bro what hit you?
Hunk: Cupid's arrow bro...
Lance: Bro...
Hunk: I'm joking bro
Hunk: It was an umbrella
Keith: What if I don't wanna fuck him?
Keith: Maybe I just wanna sleep with him.
Keith: WAIT NO THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
Allura: đź‘€

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Shiro: Anyways, where was I?
Lance: Sex.
Shiro: NO -
Keith: So Lance kissed me.
Pidge: No!
Hunk: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!
Keith: It's unbelievable.
Hunk: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD!!
Pidge: Okay, alright, we wanna hear everything. Hunk, get the teapot and shut the alarm off. Keith, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Keith: Oh, this ends VERY well.
Hunk, running back with tea: Do not start without me! DO NOT START WITHOUT ME!!
Pidge: Alright, let's hear about the kiss. Was it like...a soft brush against your lips, or was it like...a "I gotta have you now" kinda thing?
Keith: Well, at first it was really intense, y'know? And then...oh god, and then we just sorta sunk into it.
Pidge: Oh, okay! So was he, like, holding you, or were his hands, like, on your back?
Keith: Nah actually, first they started out on my waist, and then they slid up and they were in my hair...
Pidge & Hunk: Ooh...
*meanwhile*
Lance: ...and then I kissed him.
Shiro: Tongue?
Lance: Yeah.
Shiro: Cool.
Shiro: I'm not like a regular dad. I'm a cool dad! Right, Keith?
Keith: Please stop talking.
Shiro: With great boredom comes great responsibility.
Curtis: Please tell me you're not on the roof again.
Hunk: *tries to create a sense of calm by lighting incense*
Pidge: Hunk...why did you just light sparklers?
Hunk, as the sparks leap to his curtains and catch fire: This is actually painfully on-brand for me.

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Pidge: Can we get some food? Lance gets cranky when we run out.
Lance: Cranky?
Pidge: I was being nice - you're a whiny bitch.
Keith, rehearsing in the mirror: Just tell him the truth. "You're gay."
Keith, walking up to Shiro: Hey, Shiro?
Shiro: Yeah?
Keith: You're gay!
Shiro, internally: ...I know???
Keith, internally: what the fuck
Hunk: I don't wanna go to the post-apocalyptic future! It's scary, like Ratatouille!
Pidge: ...what?
Hunk: I don't want to have rats living in my hat and pulling my hair to get me to do stuff!!
Lance: Are you on drugs?!
Keith: A little ecstasy, a little cocaine...oh my god, you smell amazing!
Allura: What’s an orgasm?
Shiro: WHERE DID YOU HEAR TH-
Lance: It’s when you fold paper to look like birds and shit!
Pidge: That’s OREGANO, idiot.
Shiro: stOP!!!

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Keith: Handcuffs fucking HURT.
Lance: Use silk rope next time!
Keith: ...I don’t think I can convince a police officer to use silk rope.
Keith: You’re mad at me.
Shiro: I’m not mad, just disappointed.
Keith: Oh c’mon! Everybody knows that’s WORSE!!