Maybe?

there’s a creature in my chest and at all times she’s banging a drum and shouting “GUILT! GUILT! WE LIVE AND DIE WITH GUILT!” 

shipping fictional characters together as an adult is actually very fun and i encourage it. it is also one of the worst things you can do to yourself and should not be attempted. it's very simple really.

Warrior cats but it’s told from the perspective of an extremely baffled and horrified guy trying to make a nature documentary about wild cats.

NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DO NOT CREATE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT!!!

The entire history of the world, religion, politics, and pop culture came together to make this joke possible.

Whenever Americans use Cryillic like. That. I just. Instantly shrivel up an cry

Like idk how to tell you this but н isnt h and и isnt n

It’s true and you should say it.

If you want to explain, what does it mean then? 0.0

н makes n sound,и makes ee sound, я makes ya sound, р makes r sound, в makes v sound

you mean, like, ня?

oh no. It can be made with Cyrillic now

ня

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE EXPLAINED

НЯ

НЯ

OH. GOD.

I won’t survive seeing кошкодевочки trending here

I keep an accent table in every room, just for this sort of emergency.