What Hell Calls Home.

I don't want to see Nandor and Guillermo "hook up". I want them to fuck nasty. I want to see an entire episode of Colin Robinson, Laszlo, and Nadja trying to go about their lives but being interrupted by ungodly screams and crashing sounds. Pictures should fall off the walls. Nandor should march into the common room with his hair in a ponytail, grab a lamp, and go back to his room without saying anything. Nadja and Laszlo are so disturbed that they can't even be horny about it. Colin Robinson is trying to drain people but they can't focus on the things he's saying because they're too distracted by the cartoon sound effects coming from Nandor and Guillermo.

lexi having fake interviews in her head and imagining her life as a character and relating everything to to tv shows and film i’m her and she is me

“You’re 18?? You look 12” FIRST OF ALL when I’m 40 looking like I’m 25 and you’re 40 looking like you’re 60 don’t EVEN come crying to me