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mules are awesome. A hybrid, inherently cool, that takes the best traits from both it's parents: horse's speed; donkey's hardiness; sure feet, and intelligence (Horse L). And they're so cute! The ears, the fuzzy coat ahh. But the best part? A male mule is called a John Mule. JOHN. MULE. I can maybe understand jackass but JOHN MULE??! like "hello John Mule how's the accounting business going?" "I'm off to see John Mulaney preform his famous sure-footed stand-up." NO... it's too good.