Trash🌌💕

Yona: *comes back after running off*

Hak: What happened?

Kija: Where’d you go??

Yoon: Are you okay?

Yona: *eating Haks food*

Usopp: SHIT where’s nami Luffy: Dont worry, I’ve got this~ Luffy: ….*inhales* I’m gonna-

Nami,interrupting: DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT

*When Luffys lost In a crowd*

Robin: Where did luffy go?

Nami: *stand in the middle of the crowd, focused intensely with her eyes closed*

Nami: …He’s at the bar Sanji: how did you do that??

Zoro: Removing something Luffy: Food Sanji: Date Nami: Murder

Usopp: QUICK, does anyone have handcuffs?

Franky: Where would you get handcuffs from

Luffy: *looks at nami beating up a loan collector cause he pissed her off*

Yona: *is in trouble*

LuNa;

Nami: *walks in room, turns on the light* what the f-

Luffy, wrapped in ribbon and laying on a bed of roses: hey babeeeee~

Nami: … … … *turns light back off, leaves*

Luffy: *stumbles to get up* WAIT NAMI DONT LEAVE

ZoSan;

Zoro: Cook!

Sanji, turns around: what the fuck do you wa- ACKKKKKKK

Zoro: ???

Sanji: DONT FUCKING “???” ME, WHY ARE YOU NAKE-*realizes*

* Luffy Rips namis map accidentally*

Nami: *strangling luffy* WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU DUMBASS

Nami: *freeze frame as nami appears infront of it* You see, that’s what I would’ve done had this been 5 seconds ago but I don’t do that because we’re friends. Instead, I’ll just calmly ask him not to do that again.

Nami: luffy im sorry, could you please not do that i-

Law: You can…? It’s called blending.

Luffy: no no no, I mean why don’t they have any numerical value. Like, I tried to order a smoothie with 2 blue + 1 Purple button and they declined me...why do numbers get that but not colours.

-2 years ago-

*Yona climbed up a tree*

Hak: get down from there!

Yona, upside down: You said get “down” but since I’m technically upside down, down is up and up is down- therefore I am down.