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You flatter me, Sir. And thank you foryour kind advice. I’ll take that under serious consideration. 

Seeing the grounds around the buildings sounds like a marvelous idea. Oh! I get to finally break into my new coat, what a plus. Well… To be completely honest, I always liked it whenever I got to hang around the library and the choir room back at school. Mostly I was by myself, but I enjoyed it. Also, does the academy have an Arts room, Sir?

Well then I know exactly where to take you first -- I imagine you’ll want to know where the Glee Club meet if you’re interested in the choir room. We can stop by the library too. I can promise you won’t be alone here; there’s more than a few of us tend to study there. There is an art room too; and an art club. It’s one of my favourite spots on campus. Are you an artist Kurt?

I’ll trust you word then, since I know you have no reason to lie to me, right? I know… I’m certain the cabin fever will start to kick in soon, so I’ll keep myself busy in getting those points.

Well, Mr. Anderson. Sir… I’d happy to tag along with you. Which spot are you going show me first, I wonder?

I’m definitely not in the habit of telling lies at all -- never mind to a pretty stranger. It’s not too difficult to get yourself to the first level. Make sure you participate in the guidance classes and you’ll be well on your way.

I’m a big fan of the grounds themselves truth be told, so wrap up warm because I’m thinking we’ll start outside before making our way to some of the buildings. Is there anything specific you’re interested in seeing?

Already unpacked, which was a feat all on itsef, and now I’m ready to take my first tour around campus. I was told that I have to ‘level up’ before I can explore outside the main gates, but considering what I was able to spot on my way here I think I much prefer to stay in. This place looks very interesting. Would anyone mind to be my friendly guide?

Lima isn’t all that bad -- it’s fairly small but I can almost guarantee you’re going to be itching to get off campus soon enough so building up the points as quickly as you can is worth it.

I’m Eric Anderson, Dominant -- and I’d be happy to play tour guide.

Oh, not at all, Sir!  I’m going to be starting doing test runs on thanksgiving recipes.  I could totally whip one up…or try some sweet potato hand pies.

As tempting as it is, I’m planning to wait until Thanksgiving for the pie. I’ve waited this long and I’m sure the one Caleb makes will be more than worth the wait. I definitely wouldn’t complain about anything else you’d like me to taste test though sweetheart.

I don’t think so, Sir! Do you celebrate with big festivities? I cook all my own food, so I can’t say I dream about it. If I really want something, I just make it right then and there. But perhaps that’s a little selfish.

My family are the sort that make the most of any opportunity to get together and enjoy quality time. Why would that be selfish? I mean, I can cook my own food too but the anticipation of a Thanksgiving feast makes it so much more satisfying when it comes round.

I don’t think it’s ever too early to start thinking about Thanksgiving food - it’s my second favorite holiday for that reason alone. Hmm, I’m sure it’s been done before but now I’m inspired to try a sweet potato pie cupcake… 

I have to admit that making an effort to get to a level I had already gotten in the past felt like shit. Thanks a lot, asshole. But it felt good to work to get what I rightfully deserve, even for the second time. Now off into town, which I’m counting it to be a short stroll, considering how small and lame it is. But still, it’s better than being couped up in here. Anyone would like to join me into this brief adventure? It will be worth your time.

That is the downside to taking off and re-enrolling unfortunately. Were you able to skip the 101 classes at least or are you starting completely from scratch?

Hi Sir Eric! Your name reminds me of Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid. I think I’m getting used to it now but I’d never turn down a tour, I’m always learning where new things are. Like today I found a bathroom I never knew was there! And the other day, I stumbled on the dungeons somehow. SO that was very interesting.

You know, you’re not the first person to make that comparison. I’m definitely flattered. Yeah, the dungeons are definitely a place you want to avoid if you can. I’ve been down there a few times and I wouldn’t recommend. Do you have any plans for Saturday morning?

This school is huge and I swear this map isn’t of here at all! Everything is in the wrong place. Or maybe I am. I think I’ll sit still until I can figure it out.

I’m Fiona by the way.

Would you like a tour Fiona?

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