Ren and Nora: *watching an animal documentary at 2 am*
Nora: Say... If i were a worm, and you were a bird, would you eat me?
Ren: What type of worm and what type of bird?
Nora: *pensive* ... A mealworm and a sparrow?
Ren: *thinking about it* Hm... I'll keep you safe for the 3 to 4 weeks you'll have left to live before eating you, at the very least.
Nora: And what if we keep our actual lifespans?
Ren: *shrug* I'd eat you all the same; i'm pretty sure you'd beg for the sweet release of death after the first week; you can't really do much as a mealworm after all, and you have hyperactivity.
Nora: ... Real.
Ren:
Nora:
Ren: …so when are these edibles supposed to kick in?
