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The “Open in App” button was out there to taunt you. it sends you to the app store even though you already own the app and it will never let you see the post on your phone browser. they do this because they hate yoy

Imagine jigsaw bringing the current torture puzzle to a screeching halt to announce over the PA system: “oh my god guys they got the pentagon!!”

My words were spoken from a certain "delusional fag" persona I often inhabit.

*british accent* i con't sleep

every time theres a new bad tv show or movie people act like its the end of the world you guys need to learn about the not watching shit method i’ve been successfully employing the not watching shit method for years

She literally dance in a hallway with self-made machette... we dont really need some pretentious reasons, Akela.