tmi: the vibe got cooked
06/15/2026
woke up thinking today's just gonna be normal right. gym, food, maybe practice, maybe bother hyung a lil bit you know just simple life, peaceful life, protein and creatine life
ok first of all i ate like five pieces of candy earlier (you know the ones i always tell you hyung gives me) and thought yea this is enough fuel for a fully grown man
it was not so don't do that btw that's not a meal then we went to eat hanwoo later and i was so ready it was this michelin star place with the fancy grandma gourmet menu so my mind was clear, my heart was open, my stomach was making important business decisions
food was crazy good tho like really crazy good the kind of beef that makes you stop talking mid sentence because you need to respect it i actually had a stare off with the marbling and it was gorgeous
but the dinner itself??? the vibes were just... eh anyway no details because i'm a respectful man and also i don't want staff to call me after like 'eric pls delete' but let's just say there was soju, there was misunderstanding, there was me trying to leave dramatically, there was juyeonnie hyung looking at me like 'siddown!' so i sat down because your boy's loyal and also hyung's probably gonna pay and also the beef was still there
i did hit my protein goals tho important update please clap
then after dinner we all went outside and i was so ready to go home like finally yay fresh air yay freedom then i checked my pockets...
wallet? yes
phone? yes
sanity? gone but still manageable
passport?
tell me why my passport was not with me and then i remembered someone else had it then hyung looked at me like he was tired already i was tired too the passport was tired everybody was tired
today's lesson:
eat before you drink, don't survive on candy, don't let the vibe get cooked, always check your pockets and never give away your passport
seriously
anyway i'm home now and i'm gonna contact the embassy tomorrow morning ok i'm actually going now love you deobis