surf through the waves

@troyestory: @airiiick nahhh im carrying his child

@troyestory: @airiiick he loves me more

@troyestory: @airiiick right @oliverncompany ?

@troyestory: @airiiick it was inevitable, im just too great

@airiiick: @troyestory :/

@airiiick: @troyestory oliver loves me more and now i know why

@troyestory: @airiiick ive only shown her the TRUTH

@airiiick: @troyestory would u rather my anus be hairy

@troyestory: @airiiick ive raised her well

@airiiick: @troyestory shut up u soggy burrito

@farahlynn: @airiiick how did she score that

@farahlynn: @airiiick :((( jealous

@farahlynn: be safe downtown!!!!! roads are crazy!!!!

@farahlynn: i don't want to see any of you in my E.R!

@farahlynn: so behave @airiiick @danfrancisco @oliverncompany

Daniel: i got a hoverboard for christmas

Daniel: lets reenact aladdin

Daniel: and let me show yuu the world

Daniel: im a little drunk

Daniel: 😘😘😘😘😘😘

Eric: what did you get ME for xmas

Eric: only if im jasmine

Eric: our new years video is resurfacing

Oh…. I.. s-suppose i-it was but m-my imagin-nation.

Could’ve been the wind.

According to Kylie, I’m actually the funniest person in the world, okay? Get it right, Eric.

Kylie has to say that. She doesn’t have a choice. She laughs whether she understands the joke or not. Like that sex joke the other day; she didn’t fuckin’ get it, but she laughed. She’s been conditioned. 

I know. Didn’t look like I was gonna make it for a while there, either.

C’mon, Jules. You were always going to make it. That was a given. I always knew you’d make it before I did.

…what exactly happened?

It’s a long story I don’t want to get into. But -- I don’t really need you to fix it. I need you to tell me how to like... take care of bruises and burns. Quickly. 

Thanks. Still don’t like these fucks.

I don’t think you’re supposed to.