Eric the beast Herman

I don’t think you’d look bad though. I mean, you’ve got a really nice face and all..

You’d bring a bunch of good luck to people who rubbed your head!

Brooke was getting irritated with the boy, she just wanted her chocolate. Normally, it would be cute and she would think he was flirting with her, but she was PMSing and after one piece she was ready to devour the whole entire box. She watched him tease her like she was a dog and he had a bag of bacon bits, but she wasn’t going to go for it. She refused to give him that satisfaction even if he was only playing around. She scoffed at his proposition “I don’t know any guy that knows what he is doing when it comes to a girl on her period,” she mused, raising an eyebrow as he hid the box behind him again. She perked up, not noticing the pain coursing through the young male across the couch, when he said he would give the chocolates back if she answered a question. She smiled brightly in return when he asked her where she liked to eat the most, and luckily she had an answer for take out. She popped up off the couch, and disappeared into the kitchen for a second to get a menu and some Ibuprofen. 

Eric raised his eyebrow when she commented on the whole guys and period subject. "Some guys, sure. Not all guys, though. I, for one, know what to do. You don't tease a girl, which I'm doing now. You always make sure you rub anything that aches on them, you stock yourself with medicines, never call them fat or ugly,  and always compliment them. Oh, yeah, I'm missing one: you don't have sex with them." A chuckle slide between his lips at the last statement. He wasn't kidding when it came to that, but some guys actually did things like that. "Well, the last one was just me personally." The blonde male shrugged thoughtfully as he retrieved the menu she had sat down for him. "I love Chinese, so no worries about that. What do you want?" He gave her a big smile, glad that she would actually eat in front of him. Most of the time, his girlfriends ended up never eating in front of him because they were too afraid. Not the Brooke was his girlfriend, but she was a girl, nonetheless. "I'm thinking some chow mein, lo mein, shrimp fried rice, chicken, and maybe some spring rolls? Do you want to add anything to that order?" Eric was leaving the last of the order to the female since he already rambled off a few of his favorites.

Brooke laughed out loud at how confused the poor fellow seemed to be “Eric, it’s okay. Are you usually this worrisome?” She smiled at the blonde stranger she had invited to her home “I just didn’t actually expect you to bring me chocolate, that’s all. Thank you though, I really do appreciate it.” The female’s green eyes widened as the awkward guy standing across from her blatantly checked her out and then apologized so much it was almost painful. She almost wished he had just tried to play it off like he hadn’t done anything, but she just choked out a laugh and fled to the living room before anything else strange could occur. She caught the box of chocolates clumsily, and stuck her tongue out at his back as he looked through her movies. She popped a piece of dark chocolate with raspberry filling into her mouth and let it melt on her tongue for a second “Good, more for me, snob.” Brooke nodded in agreement of his selection “Silent Hill is pretty good,” she mused and rolled her eyes at him as he feigned being frightened. She liked the sound of his laughter though, it was sweet. She didn’t remember she had really heard someone laugh, because she hadn’t actually hung out with anyone since moving to New York. 

Eric grinned mischievously once he started giving Brooke hell about the chocolate. "Oh? If I don't?" With that statement, he decided to be a bit ballsy and hold the chocolates above his head. He wiggled the box, hearing the chocolates rattle against the box. He gave another loud laugh when she started talking about his supposed death wish. "A guy that knows what he's doing, maybe?" Eric wriggled his eyes brows at her, placing the box behind his back again. Right as the box settled down on the couch, the pain punched him once more. He hid it carefully, his hands only slightly trembling at the terrible punch. "Alright, alright fine. If you can answer my question, I'll give you the chocolate back." Despite the pain eating at him once more, he managed a big smile at the lovely female. "What's your favorite place to eat at so far?" He wasn't sure where he was going with this, but he was pretty hungry. Eric was thinking about taking her out for dinner, but he was pretty sure she wouldn't want to. "I'm thinking about carry out? My treat?"