dere because he's never had a friend before
ChibiEren: ...THANKs
ChibiEren: AAAAAAAAAAAH
ChibiEren: N
ChibiEren: OH NO THATS CUTE
Arminnnn: I thiknk you killed me
ChibiEren: can armin top in the end
Arminnnn: ereeeeeeen
n: armin asks if eren wants to play soldiers with him but eren's like "i don't know how to play" and armin teaches him how to play imagination
Arminnnn: #dead
n: yeah they grow up and like at 15 armin then teaches him a little MORE imagination ;) wink wing
cheeseandcrackers: Are they going to hang out at the g-spot?
ChibiEren: oh my god
Arminnnn: stpah play aroun with my otp ok
ChibiEren: please i need this so hard
ChibiEren: im crying
ChibiEren: pls
miko: ;;faceplants
Arminnnn: I'll draw it
Arminnnn: while will be gone
ChibiEren: hey usa
n: eren and armin in class in elementary school passing notes and levi sensei catches them and makes armin read it allowed and it's eren asking armin if he wants to go steady they're LIKE 10
ChibiEren: u//////u
miko: I ran my way home kfk
ChibiEren: IHDFNDNFFNWENNL34 34NNLK2A
ChibiEren: NSNBDCKL3480230985N23NWE
Arminnnn: AGAAHHAHHAHHAHA
Arminnnn: ***
ChibiEren: NOOOOO IM SO DONE
ChibiEren: MY HEART
Arminnnn: DAMMIT I GOT INTO SITUATION LIKE THIS ONCE
ChibiEren: PLS I NEED CPR
Arminnnn: who can cpr
n: I CAN ACTUALLY
miko: whoa
ChibiEren: wait no not you
Arminnnn: ?_?
n: HAHA I CAUSE HEARTFAILURE AND THEN BRING U BACK I SHOULD START A BUSINESS
ChibiEren: .......
ChibiEren: lmao cries
ChibiEren: your AUs are gold
n: i'll create a scam with eremin fluff and then cpr
Arminnnn: ahha
Cactus: by the way Mio
Arminnnn: I have one au about school
Arminnnn: what?
Cactus: i am glad to hear you laugh
Arminnnn: AIUSJFOHNG
ChibiEren: nsldnflsakdf
n: you can have all the aus
MamaRavioli: Awn <3
Cactus: are you feeling better?
Arminnnn: well this au is agnst because armin can't walk and stuff
Arminnnn: yeah
Cactus: <3 I am glad :D
n: angst can be fluffy also
Arminnnn: I know
Arminnnn: I'm going to draw a little comics
Arminnnn: about this
Arminnnn: if I'll ever
Arminnnn: make myself
Arminnnn: draw something else except butts
n: aww cutie
n: LOL
ChibiEren: lmao
MamaRavioli: You need the butts in your life
ChibiEren: its ok i enjoy levi's ***.......
ChibiEren: i enjoy staring*
ChibiEren: nothing else***
n: like imagine armin's lost a leg and deep down he resents eren for being able to grow limbs back and he hates himself for thinking it but it's pretty natural. meanwhile eren has survivor's guilt
Arminnnn: this is how armin gets eren
Arminnnn: drawing hot butts
Arminnnn: for him
ChibiEren: oh.
ChibiEren: armin drawing his own butt
Arminnnn: what
Arminnnn: and hhh this au
MamaRavioli: oh my god
n: but for fluffy angst
Cactus: omg
cheeseandcrackers: I think I'll stick to my non angsty crack...*sobs*
ChibiEren: mama ravioli you keep reading my msgs wrong sob--
MamaRavioli: Damn Eren you confuse me
ChibiEren: NO YOU CONFUSE ME
MamaRavioli: NO. YOU
n: armin is crippled and eren takes him to the ocean and holds him in the waves and armin feels weightless and it's good and he cries
n: like happy tears tho
cheeseandcrackers: STOP...god.
Arminnnn: ffffffuck
cheeseandcrackers: Have mercy.
Arminnnn: I just wheezed
n: eren builds them a little house on the shore
ChibiEren: n you're breaking this chat apart
n: so they can go every day
Arminnnn: and made unhuman noise
Cactus: did ya'll see this?
Cactus: http://marcobodt5ver.tumblr.com/post/57432503404/guchax-omg-armin-is-awesome-i-told-you-i
Cactus: it is a handsome Armin da yo~
ChibiEren: armin is always handsome
n: armin is smokin all the time 24/7
Arminnnn: noooooooooo
Arminnnn: no smoking pls
Cactus: all the Armin love
n: no i mean
n: smoking hot
Arminnnn: *actually has an allergy*
n: like steamy
cheeseandcrackers: He's so steamy all the titans jealous
MamaRavioli: kawaii titan?
n: au where eren's a war veteran and armin's a physiotherapist who helps him learn to walk again
Joo: YES
n: i should stop or i'll just keep going lol
Joo: I mean
Arminnnn: *sobs*
ChibiEren: ravioli
ChibiEren: why dont i want to know
ChibiEren: im gonna cry
MamaRavioli: Your drawing has a deep meaning
ChibiEren: ...huh
MamaRavioli: Because
cheeseandcrackers: Armin dies of complication, and Eren can't help but feel guilty because he promised him he would take him to the ocean. He can't handle it so he drowns himself.
MamaRavioli: of reasons
ChibiEren: WHAT DRAWING
ChibiEren: WHEEZE
n: NO DEATH FICS
Arminnnn: PPL
Arminnnn: STOP
MamaRavioli: Mio's drawing
Joo: jesus *** christ
n: UGH
Arminnnn: DOING
Arminnnn: THIS HURTS
Arminnnn: AS HELL
Arminnnn: CAN U NOT
n: eren wouldn't kill himself maaaan
n: he'd be like
Joo: he'd live on for armin
ChibiEren: i cant anymore
Arminnnn: *** you guys I'm crying
n: i'd be dishonouring armin's memory if he couldn't live through that and i did and then i throw it all away
cheeseandcrackers: Sorry, turns out to be a really bad dream. He wake up to armin and gives him a real big hug
ChibiEren: ..........
cheeseandcrackers: And caresses him through the night telling him how much he loves him.
ChibiEren: that is
ChibiEren: such a nice ***
n: eren has recurring nightmares of armin dying
Arminnnn: gdi
Arminnnn: guys
Arminnnn: I need to write this all down
Arminnnn: so I couldn't forget
Arminnnn: can you like
Arminnnn: and send this to me
Arminnnn: so I could cry myself out without internet
n: armin consoles him at night when he wakes in terror but he's becoming scared as well
n: because that's the reality of their lives
n: he could die at any point and eren is considerably more likely to survive
cheeseandcrackers: But they make the best memories they can of each other because they never know what'll happen.
MamaRavioli: ask limit now I can't tell you Eren
MamaRavioli: Without internet?
Arminnnn: trip
ChibiEren: RAVIOLI
Arminnnn: just sent this all to me
MamaRavioli: I know but...
Arminnnn: *send
ChibiEren: GODDAMMIT
MamaRavioli: WHAT
MamaRavioli: I CAN'T
Arminnnn: now I'll cry because I"m sad
Arminnnn: again
ChibiEren: ill msg you instead
Arminnnn: dammit
n: i'll copy and paste the chat to you mio
Arminnnn: ty
Arminnnn: bc this is gold
Arminnnn: if you can you can send this by fan mail
ChibiEren: = 7 = i expect good reasons
cheeseandcrackers: Imagine their first date. Armin and Eren sitting underneath a tree as ERen falls asleep to Armin reading him a Fairy tale. And Eren dreams he's the prince and Armin's the princess.
Arminnnn: TRAPS
ChibiEren: doasjhdf
