SENTENCE MEME ⟶ BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL / 2.07 –– 2.08
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“Spoiler alert: it’s probably aliens.”
“Did she have a prescription for them?”
“I’m considering him a suspect.”
“You just made this go so much more dark than it needed to be.”
“Well, I just don’t trust this boy.”
“Have some pills, smoke this cigarette, goodnight.”
“This is a very irresponsible landlady.”
“That doesn’t make any sense.”
“Of course it doesn’t make sense, it’s weird!”
“Has any skull shrunk at any other point in history?”
“See, now you’re asking the right questions.”
“Now you’re acting like a detective and not like a jackass.”
“Her legs were the size of little tiny teaspoons.”
“He’s probably very flammable, you’re right.”
“Soot and a foot, that’s all they got.”
“The foot did not catch on fire.”
“The first theory is ridiculous.”
“For me to say it’s ridiculous..”
“That sounds like a country bumpkin if I’ve ever heard one.”
“I don’t think this is a credible source.”
“He died by bursting into flames after a night of drinking.”
“Can you imagine just exploding?”
“Is it very European to burst into flames?”
“I don’t think incendiary behavior is exclusive to Europe.”
“Put that pen down, you just look like a jackass.”
“I think what you should be thinking is someone just immediately lighting on fire like that asshole in Fantastic Four.”
“What do you have against him?”
“Spontaneous doesn’t mean instantaneous.”
“If my clothes are on fire, I’ll do a little dance to try and get ‘em out. Stop, drop, and roll, what have you.”
“I think being on fire would wake anyone up.”
“Sounds like he’s hosting an episode of Twilight Zone.”
“I’ve never had a doctor speak to me like that, I would love it.”
“The answer could lie with extraterrestrial origin.”
“What if aliens just get drunk and fly around the universe and turning people into little piles of ash.”
“I made a little flipbook of her exploding.”
“Boo, it’s me, the ghost.”
“Definitely has a creepy vibe to it.”
“You have a different standard of cozy than normal people.”
“You’re going in first? Wow, brave.”
“It’s gonna be a lot of fun.”
“Death, hangings, it’s gonna be great.”
“How many people were poisoning each other?”
“How many people were fucking donkeys back then?”
“Is it possible that these girls were very bored?”
“This is apparently where he would discuss accusations.”
“How are you feeling right now?”
“This is just history brought to life.”
“In his mind, he was doing the right thing.”
“I don’t feel amazing, let’s just say that.”
“That’s literally the only two things they have in common.”
“This was a hotbed, where it all began.”
“If there was someone practicing witchcraft in this house, you would know.”
“Do you believe in this stuff?”
“I’m not sure how much I buy into it, but I’m not gonna say this is definitively a thing.”
“Do you have anything to say about that?”
“Do you think you can get physically harmed out here?”
“They’re probably here and they heard you.”
“Let’s find some ghosts.”
“We are here to communicate with you.”
“If ghosts are real, then call our bluff.”
“Just this particular ghost happens to have a cartoon voice?”
“He’s upset at the notion that he’s a ghost.”
“I guess they would have to pre-bite themselves.”
“Jesus christ, this is so upsetting.”
“If you’re here, make yourselves known.”
“Just, like, wiggle some snow around.”
“If there’s anyone in here with me right now, show me a sign.”
“I’m gonna let you guys speak.”
“I’m gonna get out of here really quick.”
“Since I’m leaving, I’m gonna let you know how I feel about you.”
“That’s clearly a voice.”
“It’s responding intelligently to things I’m saying.”
“I’m able to discern what shoes and voices sound like.”
“Don’t listen to children!”
“The hill has the reputation of being extremely haunted.”
“It’s spookier to imagine seeing a ghost in the middle of the day.”
“Is there anybody up here that wants to talk to me and my stupid friend?”
“I don’t think this is gonna work.”
“I think the reason ghosts don’t talk to me and you is because you’re donning a stupid jean jacket and I’m in this peacoat.”
“If I’m in period specific clothing, they might talk to us.”
“Act more natural. Be a Puritan.”
“They don’t even know they’re dead.”
“This didn’t work out as well as I thought it would.”
“We could have researched a little better.”
“They just got bored and needed an outlet.”
“This is what happens when people are passive aggressive.”
“I think everyone needs a hobby and if you don’t have one, that’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people.”
“They didn’t have anything else to do.”
“They could have played ice soccer or something.”
“I think it’s a little bit more fun to believe that humans are capable of some truly horrific things.”
“Oh god, you and the fucking people in France.”
“Do you need to look up the body count on that thing?”
“Those people fucking danced until they died.”
“If you’re gonna go out, that’s a good way to go out.”
“I haven’t heard about him since, so he probably died.”
“I would like to express my own opinion on this notion: no fucking way.”
“Did you actually entertain the idea that I may believe in witchcraft?”
“It’s really not that outlandish to think that you would believe that.”
“It really is spooky, but also beautiful in a way.”
“I don’t know if I feel uncomfortable because of the avalanche of history that’s happening and converging in this spot, or if it’s because there’s something here, but either way I’d like to leave.”
“Are there spirits left behind from the troubled history?”
“If there is a town full of people who are just like you, this is what happens.”
“They’d all eventually die.”
“I think you’d all just sit around and talk bullshit all day.”
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