is it monjey or is it monday night mami because personally i love the second one . 🤭

The best thing about Belfast was the breakfast I had this morning. No joke, it was a worth committing crimes type of breakfast.

i am totally offended by this and i think i'm the first person ever to be jealous of a breakfast ?

Terribly depressed that this tour is quickly coming to an end :/ someone bully Dominik to make me feel better.

you had me at bully dominik , it's my favorite thing to do .

ya'll ever get tiger balm up your nose ?!

no , but like how does once even get tiger balm up their nose ??

oh, how i love finding out who i’m supposedly “dating” from the trolls in my social media comments. truly insightful bunch 🙂.

the fact nobody has said me yet is insulting . do they not know my big crush on you ??

i mean she does lie a lot actually . that's the biggest one to i fear .

afraid of you ?? sir please , grow some braincells .

nah, see, if   anyone   has   a   right   to   get   on   here   and   call   themselves   daddy   … it’s   me.   entiendes?

i mean she does lie a lot actually . that's the biggest one to i fear .

valentine’s day is coming up which means everything is red, pink, & heart shaped. it’s my time to shine. 🥲

and i feel bad that i made you upset too , this will not end well .

nah, see, if   anyone   has   a   right   to   get   on   here   and   call   themselves   daddy   … it’s   me.   entiendes?

someone tell @zelinas to stop being so obsessed with me . like , i'm pretty sure she watches me while i sleep .

and this is why one day you're gonna pop up and get popped in the face . don't come crying if you do either . wait you didn't go ?? now that was rude , you should have . i'm going to yell at them for not allowing you to do so . makes a whole lot of sense why i saw your soon to be husband moping around .

valentine’s day is coming up which means everything is red, pink, & heart shaped. it’s my time to shine. 🥲

damn it , now i feel bad ... stop making me feel bad .

think fast, don’t ask questions, just answer -neon pink or turquoise ??

i mean , i know it was .... just add all the colors while you are at it . you'll really pop out , dani .

think fast, don’t ask questions, just answer -neon pink or turquoise ??

oh ?? well in that case get both and say fuck it .

think fast, don’t ask questions, just answer -neon pink or turquoise ??

uh , um .... neither pick black .

@eradicatcr you pick the celebration. I’m so proud of you! 🖤

it doesn't hurt that much anymore , but now that i you mention nurse cathy suddenly the whole rest of my body is in so much pain and only your pretty face can cure it .