Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 6 Sentence Starters.
“I’m fine. I just need to die for a minute.”
“Demons, ah. There’s something you don’t see every day. Unless you’re us.”
“This tower was built by crazy people and I don’t think it’s holding up very well.”
“I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but … after that. Every night after that. I’d see it all again … do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways … Every night I’d save you.”
“I was going to go inside but I overheard you and the superfriends having a special moment and I came over a bit queasy.”
“Everything here is … hard, and bright, and violent. Everything I feel, everything I touch … this is hell.”
“Easy, we burn the house to the ground and collect the insurance. Plus, fire? Pretty.”
“That’s a weird place for a horn…. That’s not a horn.”
“No chance I’d have to quit school to work assembling cheap toys in a poorly ventilated sweatshop?”
“Yeah, it was sexy the way she touched me real hard with her fists.”
“I’ve been kissed before. I kiss all the time, not that I’m a kiss slut. Just with the lips and the pressing together and stuff. Hey, expert here!”
“I didn’t know he was dead.”
“No, I’ll save her, then I’ll kill her.”
“You have to go on living. So one of us is living.”
“Do you think I’m stupid? I know you used that spell on me.”
“If you don’t wanna fight, you don’t fight. You don’t use magic to make a fight disappear.”
“A vampire with a soul? Oh, my God! How lame is that?”
“I’m … all sweaty … and trapped, no memory, hiding in a pipe from a vampire…And I think I’m kinda gay.”
“It was like a meat party in my mouth!”
“Well… you know, sometimes I’ll do something or say something, and then he has to say stuff like, “It is incorrect for you to appreciate money so much,” or-or, “Observe: here is how a real human would behave.“”
“You come in, hand me a burger, blah blah blah, five minutes later, “Oh, by the way, it happens to be hot, delicious human flesh”?”
“Yeah, it’s the “seeing you” part that’s throwing me here, because I thought I was pretty clear with the “never wanting that to happen again."”
“A muscle cramp? In your… pants?”
“You want me to say I like seeing you in bed with that idiot? Or that blinding orange is your very best color? Or that that burger smell is appealing?”
“Oh, come on, that’s ridiculous! What, you think this isn’t real just because of all the vampires, and demons, and ex-vengeance demons, and the sister that used to be a big ball of universe-destroying energy?”
“I tried to kill my friends, my sister, last week and guess how much they hate me now? Zero. Zero much. So I’m thinking, sleeping with you… They’ll deal.”
“That guy’s been looking at me. I think he wants to make me his butt monkey.”
“You mean, instead of killing my best friend you killed my girlfriend.”
“You’ve never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?”
“You’re trying to sell me on the world? The one where you lie to your friends when you’re not trying to kill them? Where you screw a vampire just to feel and insane asylums are the comfy alternative? This world?”
“World gonna end… where else would I want to be?”
“Well, I was going to walk you off a cliff and hand you an anvil, but, eh, it seemed kinda cartoony.”
“First day of kindergarten. You cried because you broke the yellow crayon, and you were too afraid to tell anyone. You’ve come pretty far, ending the world, not a terrific notion.”
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