It's WoSo's world, I'm just living in it

What is the purpose of torturing Julie Foudy with this dunce of a commentator? Half the time he's just naming the person who has the ball, the other half just gibberish

The tragic decline of the US midfield will be studied like the fall of rome

Ashlyn really pulled the age old, "things aren't working out between me and my wife. We're separated, it’s over." And Sophia Bush STILL hasn't realized she got played by a fuckboi and thinks those words were real

Well it's official. I’m rooting for a 115km/hr ball to be booted during the pregame warmups directly into Vilda's nose, breaking it and sending him into a 90 minute coma. During which, Spain rallies to a commanding 7-0 win having 80% possession and 7 shots all game.

I never thought I’d ever in my life root for Sweden...but...when did they become so charming??? "Oh Japan is so good, we respect them so much," "Oh never talk shit about the US. They'll be back ready to win next time." Did someone lock Blackstenius in a cage every second she's not on the pitch???

What a world cup by Nigeria. Bringing England to penalties.

Player of the match is a tie between Naeher, Girma, and Sonny. Without them we'd have lost by 5+ goals. Everyone else (besides Rodman while she was in and Ertz) was trash. Special shoutout to Alex Morgan who couldn't stay on sides and Pinoe who shouldn't have even made the roster

I fucking hated that.

Brb gonna go throw up a bit before PKs

We will lose this game if he doesn't sub. That’s the whole of it

A two handed shove in the back. No foul, no card.

Can someone remind me? On the RE-CAP show didn’t Fishlock say the biggest change she'd make to the US was switching us to a 4-2-3-1? I can’t remember and I don’t want to go back and figure out myself lol

I keep getting excited, then they show the “Winner Faces Japan” graphic and my excitement absolutely fucking dies

I did not have midfielder Sonnett tying us together defensively, but here we are 15 minutes in and she’s fucking everywhere