the cult of livin' la vida loca

does tumblr have auto censors for man ass now

roman politics were so unserious imagine having to swear under oath that you’re not a bottom.

dionysus conspicuously absent from the iliad I can only assume he was spending that war having a piña colada a couple miles down the beach

given the amount of flowers or plants that apparently originate from the tragic deaths of gorgeous young men, concerned parents are advised to warn their sons that it doesn't matter how much that male god says he loves you, he's not worth potentially getting turned into foliage over.

the iliad and the audacity

anyone else suicidal over "Category:Drawings of Arthur Rimbaud by Verlaine" on wikimedia commons or just me