Extended Petersonian English Alphabet

Bay nuwn ðey wil aal biy æ' may nuw hæws in ðo Vikturz Vilij. Ðo riypordurz, ðo kæmro kruwz, iyvin Efiy Criŋki', may owld eskor', wil hæv meyd ðer wey tuw Discrikt 10 from ðo Kæpidul. Ay wondur if Efiy wil stil biy weriŋ ðæ' siliy piŋk wig, or if xiyl biy spordiŋ som oður onacurul kolur espexuliy for ðo Vikturiy Tor. Ðer wil biy oðurz weydiŋ, tuw. O stæf tuw keydur tuw may evriy niyd aan ðo laŋ creyn crip. O prep tiym tuw byuwdifay miy for poblik opirintsiz. May staylist ænd frend, Sino, huw dizaynd ðo gorjos æw'fits ðæ' furst meyd ðiy aadiyints teyk nowdis ov miy in ðo Hoŋgur Geymz.

If i' wur op tuw miy, ay wud cray tuw furge' ðo Hoŋgur Geymz intayurliy. Nevur spiyk ov ðem. Pritend ðey wur noþiŋ bo' o bæd jriym. Bo' ðo Vikturiy Tor meyks ða' impaasibul. Xcrotiyjikliy pleyst aalmowst midwey bitwiyn ðo ænyuwul geymz, i' iz ðo Kæpidulz wey ov kiypiŋ ðo horur frex ænd imiydiyi'. Naa' ownliy ar wiy in ðo discriks forst tuw rimembur ðiy ayurn grip ov ðo Kæpidulz pæwur iyc yir, wiy ar forst tuw selobreyd i'. Ænd ðis yir, ay æm won ov ðo starz ov ðo xow. Ay wil hæv tuw cravul from discrikt tuw discrikt, tuw stænd biyfor ðo ciriŋ kræwdz huw siykri'liy lowð miy, tuw luk dæwn intuw ðo feysiz ov ðo fæmliyz huwz ciljrin ay hæv kild...

Ay praap mayself op aan won elbow. Ðerz inof lay' in ðo bejruwm tuw siy ðem. May lidul sistur, Prim, kurld op aan hur sayd, kokuwnd in may moðurz baadiy, ðer ciyks prest tuwgeður. In sliyp, may moður luks yoŋgur, stil worn bo' naa' sow biy'in dæwn. Primz feys iz æz frex æz o reynjraap, æz lovliy æz ðo primrowz for wic xiy woz neymd. May moður woz veriy byuwdiful wonts, tuw. Or sow ðey tel miy.

Sidiŋ æ' Primz niyz, gardiŋ hur, iz ðo wurldz ogliyist kæ'. Mæxt in nowz, hæf ov won ir misiŋ, ayz ðo kolur ov raadiŋ skwaax. Prim neymd him Bodurkop, insistiŋ ðæ' hiz modiy yelow kow' mæct ðo bray' flæwur. Ay now hiy heyts miy. Or a' liyst discrosts miy. Iyvin ðow i' woz yirz ogow, ay þiŋk hiy stil riymemburz hæw ay crayd tuw jræwn him in o boki' wen Prim braa' him howm. Skraaniy ki'in, beliy swowlin wiþ wurmz, kraaliŋ wiþ fliyz. Ðo læst þiŋ ay niydid woz onoður mæwþ tuw fiyd. Bo' Prim begd sow hard, krayd iyvin, ay hæd tuw le' him stey. I' turnd æw' owkey. May moður gaa' rid ov ðo vurmin and hiyz o born mæwsur. Iyvin kæciz ðiy okeyʒinul ræ'. Somtaymz, wen ay kliyn o kil, ay fiyd Bodurkop ðiy encreylz. Hiy hæz staapt hisiŋ æ' miy.