Ahoy

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.

Purgatory

Senpai you’re looking ugly as hell is there something wrong with you?

update: i put him to bed and said goodnight and he replied “it wont last” and im fully convinced he holds far more power than any other human being

like if a drink is gonna taste bad, then I want it to at least Fuck Me Up, and if a drink isn’t gonna fuck me up, then i want it to taste real nice. but you can’t have a drink that both fails to fuck you up, AND fails to taste good. that’s cheating. and that’s beer.

Say "geology" but with hard g's.

Real boot goofin hours

Make that pussy crinkle

whenever you see people on here talking about “ketamine” it’s not real. they ate a temptations cat treat

i love nyquil. its just lile. detroit become liquid. i dont use the measure cup i just chug what feels right . im moving backwards through a brick wall rn

you could fit anything in me rn im so relaxed

for sure gonna shit the bed tonight

You’ve summed up nyquil in a way that most could not

hello