Envvious Prince

hOw YoU dOiN nOw? EvErYtHiNg GoInG gOoD?

and im alright

“Hope that did something for ya, hm?”

He missed out. Big time. 

     “That doesn’t mean you still can’t kiss me!”

“I-I suppose you’re right!” He leaned down and pecked her on the lips. 

“What?!” He shook his head. “Get it off! I’m not your pet! Is this revenge?! I’ll tell Wrath! He already knows, probably…” 

“…If you want to put the collar back on… You can…” 

“I tho+ught, yo+u didn*t want the co+llar?”

“I-it’s quite possible that I changed my mind. Attention is... Attention is nice.” He cleared his throat and stepped closer. “...Please...” 

He was just so cute. 

     “Is this seat taken?” She didn’t wait for an answer, plopping down in Envy’s lap and curling up to him. “Sheelllo.”

He rolled his eyes, trying to find a way to distract himself from the fact that she was actually sitting in his lap. 

oh my cod youre makin me angry

I can’t help that you’re cute when you’re angry.

i am naught 

im one of the sevven deadly sins

you havve a strange wway of talkin i assume

i dont recall the latter

Waterver, I’ve offered it before and I’m offering it again now.

reely

Ugh, embarrassing. Why did he even do that?

“Well… Yeah. Why wouldn’t I? You’re super cute.” 

“I am NOT cute!”

“Whatever you say! I think you’re cute.” He smiled.

im eridan or envvy

bUT IT IS NICE TO MEET YA TOO,

it reely isnt considerin the fact that im the personification of said sin

i wwouldnt fuck wwith ya

MOST PEOPLE DON’T. CONSIDERING I CAN SLASH THROATS AND DISEMBOWEL WITH MY CLAWS ALONE. MY KIND ARE NOT SHY ABOUT USING OUR CLAWS AND TEETH ON STUPID HUMANS.

im naught a human

its a typin quirk 

“Yes, but why, though?”

oh my cod