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diverse school is diverse! normal kids are normal! 

this movie is funny as hell

they’re all actually teenagers or damned close(!)

peter is an actual awkward ass kid
—in and out of the suit

michael keaton is excellent

great soundtrack

super neat web-flinging action sequences

tom holland acts his ass off i am so blown away by him


ned is the perfect wing man
 and will have you rolling

there’s an actual twist!
!!

hysterical supporting roles as played by hannibal burress and donald glover


the big school bully is the way they often are in real life—extremely educated, average-looking, and a total jackass

cap’s cameo(s)

liz is not another storybook high school crush—she’s beautiful and smart and lovely and not vilified by any other characters

zendaya is politically correct and salty and amazing


tony stark and co. are in it just enough without stealing the show


aunt may is hip and cool

we are reminded of peter’s vulnerability and strength every step of the way

“suit lady” and all the suit’s bonus features

some very direct socio-political commentary

probably one of the best ending lines ever written

people were  c a c k l i n g

the bottom line: this is the spidey we’ve started to see in the previous franchises come to fruition: un-glorified, imperfect, and eager to help others

(loosely based on conversations I’ve had/overheard)

Hufflepuff -

“If you don’t start singing along to High School Musical with me in under 30 seconds you will no longer be my best friend" 

 "I swear on my chicken nuggets-”

“Yes I made that joke up by my self - no it’s not from Spongebob Squarepants how dARE YOU-”

“Speaking of Spongebob can we just take a few moments to discuss how much of a masterpiece that first movie was please”

“Ah yes, it’s 3 in the morning, time to get emotional and tell all my friends how much I love them”

“You made me chocolate??? Oh my God I love you so much thank you I’ll have some right no - THIS HAS RAISINS IN IT YOU TRICKED ME”

“Oh my God yeah I saw that movie, my favourite part was when - oh shit wait there’s this adorable kitten video I meant to show you last week and I completely forgot let me get it up on my phone”

“Sorry I’m late I was up all night watching those videos where kids get surprised with puppies”

“Are you awake? Great, let’s start planning our future homes together, I have a pinterest board ready”

“This is my favourite photo album! It’s full of photos of all the cats and dogs I’ve made friends with on my walks, I’ve even given them all names”

(crying) “Stop calling me emotional God damn it”

Ravenclaw -

 "Of course I remember you said you liked the colour red, you told me at like 1:35 am last year in May"

“What? Simplifying equations? No, I can’t help with that but I do know all the words to every Simpsons episode in the first 5 seasons if that helps"

“Sorry I really can’t go out today. No I’m fine, I’m just stressed I’m doing something important. I’m trying to memorise all the words to this documentary about frogs - What? Yes of course it’s important!”

“I discovered and fully analysed that meme 3 weeks ago, step up your game”

“What do you mean why do I have a folder full of strategic plans on how to succeed at animal crossing, that’s not weird?”

“Sir, I don’t mean to be rude but I’ve been doing my own research and you’re getting all of this wrong. Well yes I know I’m not the teacher here but - Yes, actually, I’d love to teach the class my self I’ve already made a lesson plan, thank you”

“No, I won’t come and see Jurassic World with you. Because it’s completely unrealistic! Do you have any idea what dinosaurs are actually supposed to have sounded and looked like? Even adult velociraptors weren’t meant to be that b - OK you know what, I will come, but I’ll be pointing out every single problem to you. No, it’s too late, you already invited me. I’m buying our tickets right now, don’t move”

“You really think you can beat me at Mario Kart? I have spent YEARS studying this game and honing my skills, spending hours upon hours training until my hands cramp and even my tv is judging the amount of time I’ve spent playing and you think YOU can beat me? Let’s fucking go”

“I think these guys think I want to murder them because I followed them home but it’s only because I overheard them talking about what would happen if Pokemon is real and I wanted to see how good their logic was”

“Shut up? Shut up? I haven’t shut up for 17 years and I’m not about to start now”

(crying) "I just want Shakespeare’s ghost to be proud of me”

Gryffindor - 

“I’d love to have a sleepover but it can only be when there’s a thunderstorm so we can dance in the rain, let me check the weather forecast”

“Did that bee just try and sting you? COME BACK HERE BEE YOU COWARD I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP - wait shit no run”

"What did you say? Don’t touch it? Alright.” (touches it as soon as the person turns away) “Sucker”

“Whaaat? Someone wrote on the desk? No it wasn’t me I would never do th - My name was there? Well, I’m not the only one in the world with my na - My surname was there too? What are the chances?!”

“Help me I started saying lmao ironically and I can’t stop”

“Before you say anything it wasn’t me - unless it was something awesome then I definitely planned the whole thing”

“Excuse me? They said what to you? … I have to go for a second, I just remembered something completely unrelated. No, no, I’m not taking this fork with me for any particular reason”

“Um, did you just tell me it’s impossible to sing along to a guitar solo? Stand back. Your mind is about to get blown”

“I am so not drunk! I’m completely drunk! … Wait shit I meant sober”

“I’M SO PROUD OF YOU AAAH LET ME HUG YOU! I’M NOT LETTING GO FOR THE NEXT 3 HOURS, GET COMFORTABLE BITCH”

“I bet I can stay up for longer than you - what no I’m not tired shut up - nO THAT WASN’T A YAWN I WAS JUST SHOWING YOU WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE IF I WAS TIRED - SEE I DID IT AGAIN TOTALLY ON PURPO - ok fuck you I’m going to sleep”

Slytherin - 

“Oh my God, just tell me what you did already so I can start complaining”

“Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Did you say STOP saying fuck, or KEEP ON saying fuck?”

“Over your dead body? I was hoping you’d say that”

“If you even LOOK at them one more time I will take a stick as big as your ego and stick it right up your-”

“Don’t come near me or - OK fine, we can snuggle for exactly 15 minutes. I’m setting a timer now”

“Hey, I saw you posted a picture of us on instagram yesterday where my eyeliner isn’t completely straight? You’re gonna have to delete that, if anyone thinks my eyeliner isn’t drop dead perfect every day and that I’m not a literal make up goddess I’ll lose my reputation as the Regina George of the school”

“But keep the one where I’m wearing no make up so that all those bitches know I still kill it without trying”

“Oh come on, you know I’d never do anything to embarrass you! Speaking of which, that video I posted on youtube the other day of you falling down the flight of escalators in the shopping centre has reached over 1000 views”

“My dad told me tattoos were trashy so I got a giant tattoo saying ‘trashy’ on my back I’ll send you his reaction later”

“I’m not a sentimental person but if you touch my teddy bear I will turn you into a stuffed trophy to put next to him”