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BARBENHEIMER (2023)

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How r u out here being homophobic and still writing mpreg π
Those are two entirely separate things. But I guess I couldnβt expect someone like you to understand that.
This is talking about Paul McCartney by the way.
Itβs what
OK hereβs the context:
This person writes fanfic about real life musicians from the 60s, including mpreg. Theyβre also openly homophobic. Someone made a post joking about Davy Jones from the band The Monkees being gay and OP went off on them about how disrespectful it is to headcanon real life people who are still alive as being gay. OPβs inbox got flooded by people pointing out that they themselves write fic about actual real life people who are still alive being mpregβd but they insist itβs totally different you guys I swear and had a meltdown.
Also, the fic isnβt actually about Paul McCartney, itβs about Paul Simon from Simon & Garfunkel being impregnated by Lily Tomlin.
yβall i kinda just assumed this was an old 2014ish post circulating, but the original post was made yesterday. as in like, on May 19th 2022
i have been making so many of these, more under the cut
feel free to use as reaction pics! just don't repost without credit if you post them on other social medias as reactions <3
these were inspired by @sm-baby 's post

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youll never understand the bond we had </3
take what you need
emotionally intelligent parents
$100,000
the chance for ONE one-on-one fist fight with the parent of your choice
a pound of weed but only sativas
a pound of weed but only indicas
a pound of mixed strain weed (youβre a monster)
to be fucked by a mythical creature
to move across the country
flag of all the colors from the types of noise (white/grey/pink/etc noise)
i canβt take my eyes off of you
wolfpack tags under the cut. please just let me know if you'd like adding/removing from the list :)
me: hmm time to google something
google every time: can i PLEASE have your location PLEASE π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί I need to know where you live so BAD π«π«π«π« Where do you fucking from?????? π©π©π©π©π©π©
like 99% of "men and women are soooo different!!!" comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it's not that women never say what they mean talking to other people is just like that. it can be hard to understand what other people are thinking. bioessentialism really rots the brain
"women will say I'm fine and then not mean it" yeah that's something literally everybody does. is this your first time interacting with another human being my guy
this is one of the only funny responses on this hell of a post

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it makes me so mad people won't leave this poor kid alone but every single response he shoots off is funnier than if you gave me a week to think of one
Lil nas x is like if bugs bunny were a real person
Oh itβs BAD bad
The Teen Wolf movie sounds like what happens when actors fail to recognize that instead of filming something they could just go get dinner and catch up.

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btw you can use whatever gender seasonings you want. paint your nails, wear breast forms, wear a binder, pack, tuck, dress however you want, whatever. you are adding ingredients to your gender soup.
When the moon hits your guy And he lets out a cry That's a werewolf
When the moon hits your gal And she perks up and howls That's also a werewolf