Enta Riff

If Brucie Wayne is basically a fake personality that Bruce uses in public. Then its basically his "Customer Service Personality" tm.

So I work retail. Nothing wrong about it. However today a cute girl asked for my name. Not only did I have a millisecond of panic, I also said a fake name instantly cause instincts say don't trust strangers.

I don't have resting bitch face. I have resting bitch voice.

I put an uno reverse card in my wallet when that one trend was going around and slowly added another every now and again. I currently have like 5 reverse cards in my wallet. Each one from a different uno style deck.

I'm always working when I think of what I would post on here. So recently, I started carrying a memo book to write down my posts for later.

I feel a strong need to go to a rock/alternative/emo concert dressed in the brightest, friendliest clothing I own. And act as the most friendly, innocent, out of place person at the venue.

Why must Men’s body wash and shampoo be just as ridiculous as their deodorants. Please. I’d rather see more scents like lavender, vanilla, any nice flower.

Knight: You there Peasant, are you loyal to the king?

I never realized how helpful cats are if you have a too hyperactive imagination. Use to needlessly worry about something grabbing me from under my bed. Now if it happens I don’t even flinch cause I know it’s my adorable cats.