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Ah Tylenol, my savior. How I love thee.

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If Brucie Wayne is basically a fake personality that Bruce uses in public. Then its basically his "Customer Service Personality" tm.
So would retail employees that help Brucie be able to see right through the ruse like they do for other retail employees? And if so can you imagine them calling him out on it and letting him relax for a little bit in public?
So there I was. Humming musical tunes when I got mentally flashbanged by humming the same jingle as that damn laugh. I completely froze when I heard it.
I’m in this post and I’d say I don’t like it but I’m the one who made it so…
So I work retail. Nothing wrong about it. However today a cute girl asked for my name. Not only did I have a millisecond of panic, I also said a fake name instantly cause instincts say don't trust strangers.
So now if that girl were to come back looking for me, she will either find out that there is no employee here by the name of Cecil.
Or
She will see me, and I'll have to explain that I had literally no reason to lie yet still had the instincts to say Cecil immediately as if it were my real name.

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I don't have resting bitch face. I have resting bitch voice.
If I don't focus on my tone of voice, I will sound completely passive-aggressive and sarcastic while being completely sincere.
I put an uno reverse card in my wallet when that one trend was going around and slowly added another every now and again. I currently have like 5 reverse cards in my wallet. Each one from a different uno style deck.
I don't need to keep them in there, not anymore, but there they sit waiting for the faithful day they will fulfill their purpose. Like a perpetual fuck you in waiting.
I feel a strong need to go to a rock/alternative/emo concert dressed in the brightest, friendliest clothing I own. And act as the most friendly, innocent, out of place person at the venue.
Ya know, just for fun.
Y'all ever heard of Sleep Token before?
I'm always working when I think of what I would post on here. So recently, I started carrying a memo book to write down my posts for later.
I am dreading the day a coworker finds the book and reads some of the random thoughts I have.
I feel a strong need to go to a rock/alternative/emo concert dressed in the brightest, friendliest clothing I own. And act as the most friendly, innocent, out of place person at the venue.
Ya know, just for fun.

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Why must Men’s body wash and shampoo be just as ridiculous as their deodorants. Please. I’d rather see more scents like lavender, vanilla, any nice flower.
Why must men be so obsessed with smelling of whiskey, leather furniture, or new cars.
Give me the actual good scents!
Knight: You there Peasant, are you loyal to the king?
Peasant: I am loyal to the Kingsdom!
King: *sweating nervously* S-seems like a loyal follower. L-leave him be. (How does he know about my dominatrix?)
I never realized how helpful cats are if you have a too hyperactive imagination. Use to needlessly worry about something grabbing me from under my bed. Now if it happens I don’t even flinch cause I know it’s my adorable cats.
Spooky situations are a thing of the past.
No more need to worry about what goes bump in the night. Because it’s one of my idiots doing something silly.
Earlier today I was just laying on my couch and one of my cats climbed up through the back of the closed fold out bed to bat at me from between the cushions.
My cat reenacted a horror scene of something randomly grabbing me from inside the couch. Yet the first thing I did was laugh at how silly she looked.
I never realized how helpful cats are if you have a too hyperactive imagination. Use to needlessly worry about something grabbing me from under my bed. Now if it happens I don’t even flinch cause I know it’s my adorable cats.
Spooky situations are a thing of the past.
No more need to worry about what goes bump in the night. Because it’s one of my idiots doing something silly.
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I was just thinking of how every representation I’ve seen of a theatre lover or actor character in a show or cartoon is usually quite constantly over dramatic. What about the theater people who are quite bland and calm when not acting? Like a shy kid who barely interacts with people they don’t know, then gets a leading role in a play.
Don’t get me wrong. I completely understand the occasional dramatic outburst when nothing is happening. Heck a few times I’ve gone full back of the hand to the forehead “Woe is me!” But like 75% of the time I look and act like a plain forgettable dude.
I was just thinking of how every representation I’ve seen of a theatre lover or actor character in a show or cartoon is usually quite constantly over dramatic. What about the theater people who are quite bland and calm when not acting? Like a shy kid who barely interacts with people they don’t know, then gets a leading role in a play.