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The wrestling foundation finally embraced their growing gay audience and changed the rulebook to accommodate their “needs”. Firstly, the already revealing singlets were all replaced with even skimpier briefs. A wrestler caught wearing anything less revealing than a brief, e.g. boxer briefs, had their outfit confiscated and shall continue the competition in the nude. Under the guise of facilitating movement, all athletes were now to be lathered in oil before any game, the constant stripping and ripping of briefs being an unintended consequence. And finally, to ensure that matches end on time, no game will be interrupted in the event of a clothing mishap, meaning that any unintentionally naked wrestler had to stay naked until after the tournament ended. After implementing the new rule book, the champion of virtually every wrestling tournament was butt naked after competing in so many matches. They wouldn’t even be permitted to put on a spare piece of underwear when they received their award.