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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FUJbb7B8bgs
((This song is SO GOOD.))
((Had this stuck in my head since Saturday lol))
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Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.
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"Here's my contender although this one is a little bit big!"
âThatâs amazing. I need. Six of them.â

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It was the hair that caught Neroâs attention. Followed shortly by the weapons - and he let out an impressed whistle.Â
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Nero glances up, then leans back slowly. "Mondays, am I right?" (( hi hello how are you))
The demon cracks open one eye and looks lazily towards the stranger barely moving a muscle.His arms are crossed, his upper body leaned right back to the wall but his pelvis held a little way forward so he was sitting in a lazy almost laying down position on the floor, and his tail curled around his feet similarly to the way cats would position theirs.âItâs Monday?⌠What happened to the weekend?â he asks closing his eyes again and shifts his body to sit up a little straighter.âOh yeah, thatâs right⌠I got wasted!âHis eyes open again and the demon slowly picks himself up off the floor, sober now but feeling a little rough.(Hello!!! :D sorry for the late reply, I had to vanish for a little while there)
âI know what a burrito is, captain obvious!â the demon flashed his fangs briefly and furrowed his brows. It was less of a threatening gesture though and one more of mild annoyance. âBut⌠yeah⌠well, more like 600 or something now, but who has time to count? Age is just a number, ainât nothing special.â Carlos chose to ignore the next sarcastic comment about the apartment building, but his eyes flicked back to the otherâs at their curiosity of him being a demon and the fact it was their⌠day off. Carlosâs eyes slowly widened in realization as he put two and two together. âWait wait wait, hold on! Youâre telling me that youâre aâŚ?â he pointed to the other and paused looking him up and down quickly, and then turned around pushing his fingers into his hair. âYep, thatâs about right, that sounds like my luck! I passed out on a damn demon hunterâs doorstep didnât I?â he turns to face him again in disbelief. Itâd been lucky for him that this guy didnât seem overly devoted to hunting any demon they saw like some others were. ⌠And the demon would be keeping his mouth shut about his monthly feeding habits. âWell since you ainât holding a crossbow at me or anything at me, Iâm Carlosâ he held his hand out to shake with the otherâs. âSo, you got a burrito or what?â a cheeky grin climbed onto his expression returning to the previous offer of the burrito. Something it seemed he had in common with the other was a willingness to see how far he could push it.
"Iâd say thatâs old for a demon but I really have no idea.â Nero shrugged, pocketing the keys and giving Carlos another once-over. âCould be worse. You could look like the fuckinâ Crypt Keeper. Or Yoda.â His ears were pointy after all.Â
He waited patiently for the wheels to turn in the demonâs head as it put two and two together. âItâs a family business. Keeps the bills paid and the obituaries less than a page in the paper.â Blue eyes narrowed after a moment, though he kept his casual posture. âNot all demons are bad, I guess. So long as you behave, it shouldnât be a problem.â Neroâs lips curled into a smirk and he rolled a shoulder casually.Â
âSix hundred years old, and your nameâs Carlos?â There were ten different Carlosâes at the local fish market. âAnd a crossbow? Really? What, are we in the dark ages now? Feeling a little nostalgic?â He eyed the offered hand for a minute before shaking it.Â
Any other day, this would be a very different interaction. Instead, Nero rolled his eyes and shook his head, stepping past Carlos.Â
âI told you. Up the street. Guess I could pay, if it keeps you out of trouble. I canât just have you lying around. Thereâs kids and stuff.âÂ
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Nero glances up, then leans back slowly. "Mondays, am I right?" (( hi hello how are you))
The demon cracks open one eye and looks lazily towards the stranger barely moving a muscle.His arms are crossed, his upper body leaned right back to the wall but his pelvis held a little way forward so he was sitting in a lazy almost laying down position on the floor, and his tail curled around his feet similarly to the way cats would position theirs.âItâs Monday?⌠What happened to the weekend?â he asks closing his eyes again and shifts his body to sit up a little straighter.âOh yeah, thatâs right⌠I got wasted!âHis eyes open again and the demon slowly picks himself up off the floor, sober now but feeling a little rough.(Hello!!! :D sorry for the late reply, I had to vanish for a little while there)
âA burrito?â the demonâs eyes fixed on the stranger at the mention of food. Itâd be more sensible to accept the water and think about food later, but then again Carlos wasnt exactly the best when it came to getting his priorities in line and had a track record for being persuaded by food. âDo you have one?â Now stood up straight the demon dusted himself down. âI donât need a mom and pop place⌠I learned to tie my own shoe laces over 500 years goâŚâ he had no idea what a mom and pop place was, but to him it sounded like somewhere that took care of kids. Carlos looked around taking in his surroundings. He had no recollection of how he got here or where he even was, but as soon as he realized he was in some strange hallway his eyes met with the strangerâs again. âThis your place? I didnât break in did I? ⌠Listen, donât call the cops or demon hunters or anything, Iâll leave peacefullyâ he held his hands up as he spoke this time to show the stranger he had no tricks up his sleeve. His voice was calm and sort of fed up sounding, but that was just his hangover. In actual fact he just couldnât be dealing with the idea of having to flee or use any vigorous movement while he felt so rough. âI ainât hurting shit with my head like this⌠well, except myself so it seemsâ He put his hands down again, and his gaze moved to the floor trying to avoid looking into the light while his eyes felt so sensitive.
Well, at least the guy spoke English. âItâs food. You know. That you eat.â Nero stepped past the stranger and unlocked his tiny little mailbox. Nothing. The demon (?) continued to talk as he did so, Nero nodding along and half-listening.Â
âWait. Five hundred years? Seriously?â He turned to face the guy again, incredulous. âItâs an apartment building. You know. Iâm pretty sure those have been around longer than you. You probably walked in the open front entrance and then passed out. Sânot like they lock the place.â Especially not with him living there - that had been why the rent was so cheap. He ran a hand through his hair, still a bit confused by all this so early in the morning. Heâd just wanted to get his mail - and maybe breakfast.Â
âAh. So you are a demon.â Solved that one. On one hand... breakfast. On the other... an avoidable fight with a (hopefully) harmless demon. Five hundred years wasnât too bad, considering Sparda was over two thousand. âItâs my day off, so chill. So long as you donât start ripping into random people I wonât smash your face in. Besides, Iâm pretty sure youâre hungover.âÂ
Demons could get hungover. Considering how much heâd seen Dante drink... this guy had probably consumed the whole distillery. âNameâs Nero. You probably should get something to drink or eat. I think thatâs supposed to help with hangovers. Or you could wait it out. Thereâs a park up the street.âÂ
Nero glances up, then leans back slowly. "Mondays, am I right?" (( hi hello how are you))
The demon cracks open one eye and looks lazily towards the stranger barely moving a muscle.His arms are crossed, his upper body leaned right back to the wall but his pelvis held a little way forward so he was sitting in a lazy almost laying down position on the floor, and his tail curled around his feet similarly to the way cats would position theirs.âItâs Monday?⌠What happened to the weekend?â he asks closing his eyes again and shifts his body to sit up a little straighter.âOh yeah, thatâs right⌠I got wasted!âHis eyes open again and the demon slowly picks himself up off the floor, sober now but feeling a little rough.(Hello!!! :D sorry for the late reply, I had to vanish for a little while there)
"Kind of a waste of a weekend, but hey. You do you.â He was a little curious as to why some... demon? Creature? Person. Was just sitting in the hallway, on the floor. The tail was definitely new. Kinda cool, in a familiar kind of way.Â
âYou good? Need a bottle of water? A burrito?â Hopefully the newcomer wasnât violent. This was the second to last shirt that didnât have a hole in it. âThereâs a pretty good mom and pop place up the street. Donât ask questions if you look... you know. Unusual.âÂ
Nero rubbed the back of his neck with his good hand. âSo long as you donât try to hurt anyone, we wonât have problems.âÂ
((itâs okay! I am. Waiting for things to download.))
Case in short, moving from your âhouseâ to a shitty studio apartment with too many windows has itâs drawbacks.Â
Annoying downstairs neighbors behind, the family aboveâs got a kid that plays the tuba.Â
Every. Damn. Night.Â
From like 6 to 8 pm, which - hey. At least the kidâs learning. I just wish the goddamn plaster wasnât so thin.Â
So far the only perks are these.
The landlady has six or seven cats that are all the cuddliest bastards youâve ever met
Thereâs a garden right to the left in a vacant lot so I get to see plants every day instead of just distant sea + concrete
Pretty sure I have somehow gained the loyalty of that one flock of crows in every fucking town
The houseplant the previous tenant left is NOT cursed and hasnât died yet
sums it up. Oh. And I have a washer and dryer IN my apartment. hell yes.
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Dear Neighbors:
This is a posting of what I donât want to hear, see, deal with.Â
âHey, Nero! Can you help me fix---â
Use a phonebook. Call a plumber. I DONâT KNOW HOW TO FIX A LEAKING SINK PIPE, HERE, TAKE MY PAYCHECK, CALL A PROFESSIONAL please, dear fucking god, donât ASK me to look at your PLUMBING.Â
Unless your sink is inhabited by demons, or somehow a portal to my fucking Van is in there, Iâm not going to be able to fix it.Â
Why does this happen. Itâs 10 am. Iâm only awake because Iâm typically working overnight. Â

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Send âShieldâ for my museâs reaction to yours placing themselves between my muse and danger.
Send âswordâ for my muse to put themselves between your muse and danger.Â
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âMay your jacket rest in peace.â
âIâm running out of money againâŚâ
âHave you thought about... I dunno... being more careful?â He pauses, rubbing his jaw thoughtfully. âTaking up leatherworking?âÂ