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I made jello!

dude! what kind?

…that sounds weird, i kinda wanna try tho

It’s both disgusting and incredibly addictive! Kind of like my personality, am I right?

Be my guest! There’s more than enough for everyone!

I made jello!

dude! what kind?

…that sounds weird, i kinda wanna try tho

It’s both disgusting and incredibly addictive! Kind of like my personality, am I right?

I made jello!

dude! what kind?

Hey! You like contortion too?

Hey! You like contortion too?

Hey! You like contortion too?

I feel for you, circus guy. My family used to have a housekeeper that would threaten to force-feed me lye if I misbehaved. Not the same thing, but you know…

That’s awful! Please tell me you fired that housekeeper, I mean, lye? That’s like, that’ll kill someone! Don’t they use it to melt bodies in the movies and stuff?

swallowed a WHAT

I guess! There’s so much negativity in the world, I think we could all benefit from a bit if optimism every now and again!

I feel for you, circus guy. My family used to have a housekeeper that would threaten to force-feed me lye if I misbehaved. Not the same thing, but you know…

That’s awful! Please tell me you fired that housekeeper, I mean, lye? That’s like, that’ll kill someone! Don’t they use it to melt bodies in the movies and stuff?

swallowed a WHAT

You know, the stuff you add to the powder to lighten your hair! Chugged the whole bottle, it was disgusting, I puked all over the rug!!

why did you do that!!!!

My mom had been ignoring me so she could dye her hair so I drank all the developer to keep her from, you know, being able to ignore me! Turns out that was a bad idea! She just left to go get more dye and then made me clean up my puke. You live and you learn!

It’s fine! My parents love me! Plus, I was maybe twelve at the time, I’ve learned not to do that! I’m just peachy, how are you? :^D

It suits you! I’ve always wanted to dye my hair, but after that one incident where I swallowed a bottle of developer my parents wouldn’t let me touch the stuff.

It’s expensive, so I’ll probably either have to lift it or save up. 

Lift it? As in, stealing? Oh no thank you! I’d much rather save up!

swallowed a WHAT

You know, the stuff you add to the powder to lighten your hair! Chugged the whole bottle, it was disgusting, I puked all over the rug!!

why did you do that!!!!

My mom had been ignoring me so she could dye her hair so I drank all the developer to keep her from, you know, being able to ignore me! Turns out that was a bad idea! She just left to go get more dye and then made me clean up my puke. You live and you learn!

swallowed a WHAT

You know, the stuff you add to the powder to lighten your hair! Chugged the whole bottle, it was disgusting, I puked all over the rug!!

It suits you! I’ve always wanted to dye my hair, but after that one incident where I swallowed a bottle of developer my parents wouldn’t let me touch the stuff.