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PE vibes deep in the freeze zone.
Boomโera assets stuck, bidโask canyonโwide, LPs pounding the table for liquidity.
Evergreen funds โ ATMs; retail capital = skittish + redemptionโprone.
DPI in freefall (โ22: 0.6% vs โ14: 161%).
Fundraising rolling over since โ23,
mega funds taking the biggest hit.
Software goes from gravy train to battleground: half see AI cliffโrisk, half swear SaaS is missionโcritical + adaptable.
Private credit swelled to $1.8T; defaults set to drift higher.
Core issue: PE promised returns it canโt markโtoโmarket forever.
The bill is arrivingโฆ and everyoneโs praying for a Fedโengineered soft landing like cashโpoor, wealthโrich homeowners.
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