BURN IT UP;;

[have a snippet because i’m actually!!!! writing this!!!! and my goal is to finish it before september ends lol]

You’re on your own, fiddling with the hoop earrings Chungha had found in the care package your older sister had sent you. Besides the jello shot you took at the door, you haven’t had any alcohol. You frown at the bright orange liquid in your cup; what kind of frat serves actual fruit punch at a party? While you’re contemplating this, streetdance team captain and campus fuckboy Kang Daniel saunters up to you with the cutest bunny smile on his face. “Hey,” he says, “turn that frown upside down!” You look around the room, hoping to make a beeline to Seongwu, but he’s nowhere to be seen.

How you end up playing rage cage with a bunch of sweaty frat boys, you don’t know, but what you do know is that the table has no bounce capability and you’d swear on your life when Daniel jumps in triumph the cups start moving. It’s only reasonable that you end the game with seven vodka shots in your stomach and a view of the world that’s beginning to spin. You manage to hold onto the couch’s armrest for balance, but it’s not quite enough to keep you on your feet for long.

You’ve resigned yourself to an inevitable makeout session with the floor when abruptly you feel yourself pulled onto two sturdy thighs. When you turn your head, Daniel’s grinning at you again, one arm holding you up and the other cradling a small cat. You tell yourself it’s because the window’s open and the cold is seeping in, but you snuggle up to him and lay your head on his chest, reaching out to let the cat sniff your hand.

“This is Rooney,” Daniel says brightly. “He’s very happy to meet you!”

“Pretty sure it’s a girl,” you mumble, but you’re too fascinated with Rooney’s speckled fur. That plus the sound of Daniel’s breathing is lulling you to sleep. Your eyes are drooping shut when someone shakes you awake.

“We’re going.” And Seongwu’s suddenly there, straight out of your (occasionally wet) dreams, with a leather jacket and perfect hair and an odd set to his jaw that you find unfairly hot. He looks grave, you realize with a start, and that’s something you’ve never seen from him in the past three weeks.

“But Daniel and Rooney are so warm,” you say, patting Daniel’s chest and Rooney’s ear at the same time.

“Your roommate’s going to worry,” Seongwu says, his tone firm. He grabs you to pull you up, letting you rest your weight on his arm as he walks you to the door.

Seongwu’s quiet as he brings you out of the frat house. With winter approaching, the night air is colder than you’d anticipated. When he feels you shiver, Seongwu wraps his arm more tightly around you, dropping the scarf he’d grabbed from the closet into your hands.

The breeze at your neck has you sobering up faster than you’d like. Your brow furrows as you say, “I thought Chungha was going home this weekend.”

Seongwu stiffens, and you tilt your head to look at him but he can’t look you in the eye.

“If not,” you say boldly, testing out a hunch, “I’m going back to play with Daniel’s cat.”

Without warning, Seongwu pulls you against him, your faces so close together that you can’t count the moles on his cheek.

“He’s bad news.” His breath is warm against your lips, smelling of peppermint candy and soda. He’s too close, his hand full and steady against the small of your back.

“And you’re not?” you say defiantly, moving infinitesimally closer, your nose nudging against his. The touch of your palm to his chest as you push up against him seems to wake him up.

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[disclaimer: this is PEAK shitpost. you’ve been warned.]

it’s just another Tuesday when you wake up in a tower you don’t recognize

someone must have asked for a fairy tale again 

you don’t know why the Powers that Be can’t just find another princess to pick on

(is it because you’re single? because you’re almost willing to marry that prince from the kingdom next door who doesn’t know how to shut up, if that’s all there is to it)

you’re about to thank your savior, glad at least to meet someone new who might possibly save you from having to marry ha sungwoon

then you realize what he’s wearing 

“when was the last time you washed that thing?” 

there are stains all over his shirt, and as he approaches you, you realize the smell matches 

“that shouldn’t matter to ya, princess,” he says

your smile is frozen in horror as you imagine him kissing you awake

his goat-like features don’t distract from the…things on top of his head 

“what are those?” you say, eyeing the tubes protruding from his messy hair

“my horns, of course,” he says

“well, thanks for saving me, but i’ve got to get going” 

“your dad was so worried he promised your hand to whoever could find you, so it looks like you’ve got an ogre for a fiancé now”

you pass out 

and when you wake up there it is

you’re in a swamp house

it smells a little less bad than you expected, more earthy and grassy than damp

your new fiancé introduces himself as jaehwan 

and he explains that all he wanted was some money to repair his lute and play some music

when you hear him play you have to admit he’s pretty good

but you’re still angry as hell so you drag him to all the social functions you hated growing up

and your parents are horrified to find out you’ve married an ogre, but you tell them, in no uncertain terms, that it’s completely their fault

and jaehwan looks at you with respect for the first time in your life

he starts stuffing his face at the banquet and at first you’re mortified but then you feel free 

and you kick off the shoes pinching at your feet during the dance, and jaehwan turns out to be a fairly okay dancer 

you’ve never been one to doing things half-heartedly so before you go, you kiss jaehwan smack on the mouth

(after forcing him to chew some mint leaves beforehand, of course)

and he makes an odd noise in his throat and you’re shocked because his breath wasn’t actually all that bad, and his lips are soft for someone who talks so much

and his face is shocked as you drag him out of the castle and back to his swamp

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“Why are both of you doing this to me?” you whine, placing ur hands over your ears. You’re trying to sink deeper into the car seat, and your hand goes to the blindfold on your face.

Before you can pull it off, Woojin reaches from behind you, twining his fingers between yours. “Come on, Y/N, let us serenade you before your birthday surprise!” 

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ok but imagine a world where when a marking above your bellybutton tells you on what date you first meet your soulmate

and just your luck: yours marks your first day of kindergarten

so you sort of just grow up assuming your soulmate will reveal themselves

but your kid self knows for sure it won’t be that lazy kid who’s always either asleep or playing with cats

he’s really quiet and doesn’t talk so much 

but he’s good with animals so when you find a little kitten meowing in the bushes behind your house you bring it to school the next day

“mom says we can’t keep this so you’d better take it" 

and he shrugs and does

and you end up going to his neighbourhood complex often to visit the cat

which is how you end up best friends with jin longguo 

you’re at his house often and he ends up being a lot funnier and stranger than you expected

he’s oddly good at giving hugs and is the best listener for when you fail that math test and your first kiss goes horribly

and every so often you think he looks cool 

especially when he’s tending to the animals that find their way into his, and consequently your, life

in the meantime you’re crossing the names off your kindergarten class list waiting to see if you’re meant to date kim jaehwan

because if yes then this soulmate thing can go choke 

anyway jaehwan ends up with some fox-eyed boy and he’s the last person there

so you’re at longguo’s house complaining about soulmates and how everything’s bogus

and he frowns at you before lifting his shirt

and there, on his stomach, is the same date that’s on yours

“i thought you knew" 

and you tackle him to the ground but you’re smiling all the same 

UPDATED: 031718

[all content]

[m] - mature / nsfw  * - ongoing

by type

bulletpoint fic

para fic

personality analyses

by member/ship

WANNA ONE

jisung

hogwarts sorting

sungwoon

bad first date

prince! au

minhyun

rouge [m]

bad first date

seongwu

#happyongday

aspiration

friends with benefits! au [m]

down with love: one | 

daniel 

northern star (mafia au)*: one

childhood friends! au: one | two

grimalkin (omegaverse au) - (ft. panwink): one | two | three

soulmate! au

drunk date! au

jaehwan

roommate! au

bad first date

jihoon

untrouble (omegaverse au)

the manual

woojin

ghost! au

hunger games! au

barista/college! au

jinyoung

finding spinel sun (high school au)

guanlin

prince! au

panwink

grimalkin (omegaverse au) - (ft. daniel x reader): one | two | three

STARSHIP

sewoon

hufflepuff! au

by verse/collection

scarred silver (omegaverse au)

grimalkin (daniel x reader, panwink): one | two | three

untrouble (jihoon x reader)

bad first dates (collection)

sungwoon

jaehwan

minhyun

prince au (collection)

guanlin

sungwoon

hogwarts houses (analysis series)